Hi Jaaaaaack! So glad to hear you are making ever so much of a difference in your mission of eradicating food poverty and championing causes that help to achieve that. Can't wait to hear the message you've been "tasked" with delivering today! Up since 5, so hard at work, you must have lots to say! I'm trying to find said "message" on your social media accounts, but they seem to be locked down. Any suggestions?
Oh, perhaps you are working softly, gently, diligently behind the scenes, as per Rialto? If so, mayhaps you would deign to update us, your Glasto-sized audience, on your progress on the VBI? How is the team of researchers you're overseeing getting along on that?
What's that? You recently posted and then deleted some ideas for snacks on crackers? And restored your ancient blog, albeit much redacted, so that some of your years-old plagiarized recipes are once again accessible to the great unwashed in their tracksuits? Oh my God, you absolute legend. Clearly you are the champion and hero we have longed for. Forget I said anything. Carry on with your indispensable work, and keep spreading that message of (checks notes), "Poverty bad, I still need to buy a house, here's the link to my Patreon, and I have a tip jar."