Jack Monroe #571 1-2 to us

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Well duck a duck, took me ages to grunk up to date. Like old bad times

Political Jack is easy engagement in general election year. For a glaring idiot, she knows what she’s doing. And it will work, sadly.

I filled in PIP for my Dad. He was incapable of work due to being a tetraplegic, severely brain injured adult. He still had to be “assessed face-to-face” in case there was work for him.

When I suggested he could be a novelty dumb-waiter in the local cafe, the assessment finished swiftly and benefits granted until his death. It was a monumental ball-ache
 
She's just . . . just . . . such a . . .

head
Weapon
Melt
twit
Professional victim
Cosplayer
Grifter
Compulsive liar
Wanker
Incompetent
Fantasist
Misery wallower
Palate lacker
Entitled hoops rinser
Self-obsessed dumbass
Emotional abuser
Self-inflating asshole
Undeserving ignoramus
Manky mare
etc
etc
etc
 
Saltfish84 said:
Well duck a duck, took me ages to grunk up to date. Like old bad times

Political Jack is easy engagement in general election year. For a glaring idiot, she knows what she’s doing. And it will work, sadly.

I filled in PIP for my Dad. He was incapable of work due to being a tetraplegic, severely brain injured adult. He still had to be “assessed face-to-face” in case there was work for him.

When I suggested he could be a novelty dumb-waiter in the local cafe, the assessment finished swiftly and benefits granted until his death. It was a monumental ball-ache
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It’s bleeping appalling what’s happened to this country
 
Fucksake, I'm 20+ years older than her, have osteoarthritis in my hands with knobbles the size of peas on my finger joints. It takes a while to get them unstiffened first thing in the morning especially in winter. But I'm still able to work (I am actually a chef although I haven't written any recipe books) and wouldn't dream of trying to claim pip!
 
markcorriganscrisps said:
Oh FFS. Even I can get my hands to look that wizened and I'm a fat bleep atm.

She's an absolute joker. She should hit up Bex for some PIP tips.
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Yep. I’ve got a collapsing thumb, banana index fingers and oddly bending little fingers. I can make my right hand look super weird if I’m so inclined. It means bugger all, but can be quite fun for freaking people out with.
 
ForgettyBetty said:
This is imo the issue that should be being shouted about- the real lack of welfare rights advisers and help for people who do struggle to make claims, alongside the often "Brazil" level of difficulty providing information demanded or contradictory instructions. Neighbourhood offices have almost all been closed down, cab are overwhelmed, other services are very difficult to find or contact if there even are any in your area.
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It’s still going for us where we live. I know they’re struggling with demand though. It’s an absolute disgrace that people need them at all.
 
Lumpyspaceprincess said:
From the last thread - I always like to be reminded that an actual adult shared with tens of thousands of strangers that she’d been dumped.
I mean, have you no actual shame.
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No, no she doesn’t have any shame. I’ve offered wondered what that’s like. I caused a small chaoi this evening by mislaying my purse. It wasn’t a big deal, although I suspect the librarians where it happened never want to see me again. I feel throughly embarrassed over the whole thing although it really was pretty minor and got sorted out fairly easily. What would life be like where you never cared a jot for the consequences of your actions?
 
Lumpyspaceprincess said:
From the last thread - I always like to be reminded that an actual adult shared with tens of thousands of strangers that she’d been dumped.
I mean, have you no actual shame.
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No shame at all tenderstem, which is why she lies about having RA. She has nicked that diagnosis off her poor mother who actually does walk with a stick. She must be the despair of her parents. I'll bet there is a refrain in their household such as "what has guest done now?"
 
Valiofthedolls said:
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Yeah Jack, here’s the thing.

Just in the same way that this (bewildering and
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Turns out, making this shape with that very same hand (and posting a load of your usual fantasist woe is me histrionics) doesn’t automatically entitle you to PIP either. View attachment 2907169 q
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Much like how several years ago the police were just about to swoop on people who were mean to her on the internet, here she is setting up speech-to-text because she’s losing the ability to type. Five years ago.
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Four years after this she published a book advocating opening cans with a knife and mallet.
 
I’m still laughing that a mere six weeks after spunking Euros on hip kitchenalia in the antique shops of Dordrecht…
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… she revealed she’d already been living without lightbulbs, shower gel, shampoo, conditioner and haircuts for some time.
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It’s just so hard to see where on earth could she tighten her belt some more, isn’t it? I’m all out of answers myself.
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
Thread title by guest herself, suggested by @allybongo and @YerDa. You win the satisfaction of victory, and a free replacement loft hatch.

Recap: Guest's in her Baby Reindeer era, blaming her absence and all past misdeeds on an unnamed stalker/hacker. Footy!Guest is also still in the picture. The canal and Twitter have spotted a few socks out and about lately, to the amusement of all. Meanwhile, we mithered over some past antics including the loft hatch shermozzle. We're also coming up to the second anniversary of gelato on The Per Rialto.

Yesterday she unlocked for a while, tweeting at Rishimate about "state-sponsored manslaughter" and again using the dead to score cheap political points. She also accused the Tories of using voucher schemes to line their own pockets, despite having repeatedly and publicly lied that she invented Healthy Start vouchers. Her sycophants and psychos (as she charmingly calls her fans) came out to fawn over her, however due to low engagement and the usual mockery she quickly locked down again. She's just woken up from her dino nap and is tweeting about how she should be entitled to PIP but doesn't dare apply because of the traumatic assessment process.

Still NO explanation regarding the Sue Lee funds and/or the VBI.

Maraming (patlang) salamat! Wiki on the pink button.
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It’s the proudest day of my life, even more so than when I was made Dr Dr for being a Tory-povvo-basher ❤️
 
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