Jack Monroe #569 #YoullNeverWorkAgain

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Valiofthedolls said:
Version SIX: August 2013
Falls apart ✔
Hot sweet tea ✔
Taken into another room ✔
Unaliving attempt the day before ✔
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That’s the August 2013 revisionist version of February 2013
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Which (apart from the collapsing and the hot sweet tea) is most unlike the version she wrote in February 2013. There was no disembodied shouting in February, for one thing. Just sobbing followed by speechless silence.
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Oi Jack, that August 2013 lie-filled lurid vile blog post of yours you PAINSTAKINGLY deleted from your website in December last year is baaaaa-aaaaack by the way
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“The rain is just as wet, when you went to a grammar school. It soaks you to the skin, and your three year old, too.” (TRIGGER WARNING)

I’d like to apologise to anyone I seem to have mortally offended with my apparent ‘conventional attractiveness’ and taste for middle eastern food. In an article published today on…
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As is your December 2013 brown twiggy affair and unaliving attempt on Christmas Day. You know, that you also deleted last December?
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I don’t hate Christmas this year.

I put my Christmas tree up this evening, on the 1st of December, the same as my parents had in all the years I can remember. It’s a twiggy affair, dark brown with LED lights, picked up today …
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FFS always been so busy eye rolling the rest that have never even noticed I SPURN THEE, CHRISTMAS! I RENOUNCETH CHRISTMAAAASSS!!!
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I live for your deep dives @Valiofthedolls
 
This is just getting bleeping ridiculous now.

Version Seven
May 2013: In real time
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Works full time. No longer uses food banks
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www.bbc.com

What it is like to rely on food banks? - BBC News

After it is revealed that more than half a million people in the UK may rely on food banks, what is life like for those who use them?
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As a reminder, here’s the Potatoes 2020 version of her bleak life in May 2013
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EDIT: (By the time of that May 30 2013 BBC article she already had the book deal that came with a £25k advance too, so she’d already taken a leave of absence from THE NEWSPAPER to write her book and deal with all her PRESS AND FAME)
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And at the end of 2013 states clearly she only worked there three months. So wasn’t actually there by end of May
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Folks who sued Lozza Fox for libel awarded 180k. Jack will be sick with envy, this is totally what she was hoping for when she kicked off that demented night of tweeting about Lee Anderson and gleefully speculating about ruining him financially. I know she probably did alright from the dimwits who threw cash at her for 'legal fees' but I reckon she thought this was the going to be house money jackpot amounts.
 
So she's implying that the Patreon hack meant that this stalker troll was also taking the money? And at no point in time did she feel the need to release some kind of statement asking patreons to pause their payments until the matter was resolved? I mean, I know its all bullshit but is she even aware of what she's saying?
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
Guest isn't really talking about the actual Patreon hacking though. She's talking about having her Patreon and Paypal and all her social media accounts and website hacked and having her entire career destroyed, losing thousands of pounds, etc. and all of it at least a year and a half ago, enough to erase every stupid thing she's said and done since the release of Grifty Kitchen if not before. And this totally happened, of course
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Another entry for the Jacktionary, perhaps - by 'hacked', she clearly means 'self-sabotaged'...
 
Maybe she has lost thousands, not by theft but because publicising the patreon income in December, along with a cheeky "update" alerted her remaining (356?) patrons, especially the upcoming January annual renewers, to the situation and they finally cancelled. Jack had always kept the income secret, but also turned off the subscriber count immediately after this incident (depriving the canal of one of our monthly joys) which is a bit sus imo.
 
corneliahosendove said:
Folks who sued Lozza Fox for libel awarded 180k. Jack will be sick with envy, this is totally what she was hoping for when she kicked off that demented night of tweeting about Lee Anderson and gleefully speculating about ruining him financially. I know she probably did alright from the dimwits who threw cash at her for 'legal fees' but I reckon she thought this was the going to be house money jackpot amounts.
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Oh, she openly joked on Twitter about him buying her a house, IIRC.
 
VeniVidiVicki said:
Just took a look. Good point well made in the replies

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Indeed, dearest tender stem.

I would pay SEVERE money to watch guest explain precisely how she could've lost anything through an online hack when she has spent the good part of the last decade giving the impression she lives like a humble pauper who boils soap.

Irregardless, quite the conundrum...
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ForgettyBetty said:
Maybe she has lost thousands, not by theft but because publicising the patreon income in December, along with a cheeky "update" alerted her remaining (356?) patrons, especially the upcoming January annual renewers, to the situation and they finally cancelled. Jack had always kept the income secret, but also turned off the subscriber count immediately after this incident (depriving the canal of one of our monthly joys) which is a bit sus imo.
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I 100% think this is what happened. It was extremely suss that the only change made to the Patreon when she got back in wasn't an update about the hack or an update about her campaigning (chuckle) or activism (guffaw), or even a correction on the bleeping 'featu' typo. It was that the sub count was turned off.
 
ForgettyBetty said:
Maybe she has lost thousands, not by theft but because publicising the patreon income in December, along with a cheeky "update" alerted her remaining (356?) patrons, especially the upcoming January annual renewers, to the situation and they finally cancelled. Jack had always kept the income secret, but also turned off the subscriber count immediately after this incident (depriving the canal of one of our monthly joys) which is a bit sus imo.
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“I lost £thousands of future income I’d counted on because the truth came out” isn’t quite as palatable as implying she’d been a victim of theft.
 
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