Jack Monroe #567 Wibble wibble, little mouse, thief who tried to grift a house

[BeardyBap]

It really does sound like guest is running the catering in Big Dave’s Boom Boom Dog Hair Room. Blimey, nobody turn up and report back or she’ll have to close another business.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

MY FAVOURITE JACKISM!!!
Hoorah! The time when Jack (because she's thick) thought that someone with a twitter handle of a fictional character from telly WAS IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER.
Will never not be funny.

Calling Inspector Jean Darblay,

ARREST THESE MEN AT ONCE!!!

 

[MooBelle]

Calling Inspector Jean Darblay, View attachment 2864240 q
ARREST THESE MEN AT ONCE!!!
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what no pic of the great man himself?
(Can confirm no Giphy of Frank Burnside )
Seriously though with the tank cafe. I know we've joked about it, but it really does seem likely she's working there.
Also, as ghastly as that outfit choice is with Gene Hunt I still would though...

 

[Valiofthedolls]

what no pic of the great man himself?
(Can confirm no Giphy of Frank Burnside )
Seriously though with the tank cafe. I know we've joked about it, but it really does seem likely she's working there.
Also, as ghastly as that outfit choice is with Gene Hunt I still would though...

Evidence she’s working there
(ETA inexplicable egg/slop warning)

Spoiler

Evidence she’s NOT working there

Spoiler

Hot Policefella (Confirmed).

No probs Gene, you big ol saucepot.

 

[Flivver]

Burnside and Carver impersonating police detectives in The Bill.

OMG Big Chocco impersonated a PoPo! View attachment 2864087 qView attachment 2864085 qView attachment 2864102 q

Frank Burnside giving Jim Carver the pointy finger.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Burnside and Carver impersonating police detectives in The Bill.

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Frank Burnside giving Jim Carver the pointy finger.

Here’s a load of people impersonating Firefighters.

Just like Nepo Jack Firephone-Monroe, in fact.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Don't be so hasty, she does have a 100% success rate in court.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

One of my greatest pleasures is lying in bed on a Sunday morning, watching "The Bill".

Better than lying about being a firefighter

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She is one to talk, she has spent her life impersonating( badly) people, a half decent cook being the main one.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

She's Juliet Darvo

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

She's Juliet Darvo

Please can this be the next thread title? Pleeeeeeeaase

 

[Valiofthedolls]

She is one to talk, she has spent her life impersonating( badly) people, a half decent cook being the main one.

Playing dressup with the call handlers at work doesn’t make you a Firefighter anymore than cosplaying “for your son” makes you a Disney Princess or magical singing Nanny, you pathetic needy fantasist twit.

 

[MooBelle]

Here’s a load of people impersonating Firefighters.
View attachment 2864291 qJust like Nepo Jack Firephone-Monroe, in fact.View attachment 2864297 qView attachment 2864300 q

Vali you are spoiling us this evening! Again, another photo/tweet that will never not be funny.
Jack thinks this is the ultimate gotcha to PROVE she was a firemanlady. In reality it is a pic from a team building day for civilian staff and I've never seen a picture that was so obviously not a picture of firefighters in my life.
My late grandfather had a cracking phrase and I'll share it with you now...
'Well isn't that the human equivalent of a box of broken biscuits '

 

[MurielSnark]

Here’s a load of people impersonating Firefighters.
View attachment 2864291 qJust like Nepo Jack Firephone-Monroe, in fact.View attachment 2864297 qView attachment 2864300 q

A cacophony of photos, you say?

Another one for the Jacktionary.

 

[Irena]

Evidence she’s working there
(ETA inexplicable egg/slop warning)

Spoiler

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Evidence she’s NOT working there

Spoiler

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Hot Policefella (Confirmed). View attachment 2864276 q
No probs Gene, you big ol saucepot.

Eggs fried inside an old Tuna can for neatness

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Goddamn my cheesy tits

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[MooBelle]

Vali you are spoiling us this evening! Again, another photo/tweet that will never not be funny.
Jack thinks this is the ultimate gotcha to PROVE she was a firemanlady. In reality it is a pic from a team building day for civilian staff and I've never seen a picture that was so obviously not a picture of firefighters in my life.
My late grandfather had a cracking phrase and I'll share it with you now...
'Well isn't that the human equivalent of a box of broken biscuits '

Qmlan
Seriously, look at this nonsense. I know firemen and firemanladies aren't always the stuff of novelty calendars, but there is no way on earth any of this lot are rescuing you from a burning building. Does a height restriction apply for the fire service? Not one of them over 5ft 3 and couldn't hold themselves up in a mild wind.

Also, I know it's late but are there any grown ups around for a new Fred?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

A cacophony of photos, you say?

Another one for the Jacktionary.

A cacophony of cacophonies. Marauding like hams, cats, imaginary cats, obsessive fantasists and troublemakers, crockery et al.

But NOT ginormous eucalyptus trees

 

[MurielSnark]

A cacophony of cacophonies. Marauding like hams, cats, imaginary cats, obsessive fantasists and troublemakers, crockery et al. View attachment 2864335 qView attachment 2864334 qView attachment 2864336 qView attachment 2864342 qView attachment 2864343 qView attachment 2864344 qView attachment 2864345 qView attachment 2864346 qBut NOT ginormous eucalyptus trees
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Cacophony?

Kaka phoney, more like.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Cacophony?

Kaka phoney, more like.

Also a great thread title.
I hate that she thinks it's OK to feed kaka to vulnerable people.