Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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Skinning up on the sleeve of King Crimson's In The Court Of The Crimson King LP will give you a dose of the vertigo and a fear of nasal cavities. I heard older boys say.


It would get one ostracised by all but the drummer who needed you to assist them with carrying the 35 cymbals of infinitesimally varying sizes, 3 bass drums, 8 toms and a full sized gong over the 3 and a half miles of cabling leading to the keyboardist's assorted synth contraptions on stage, in my experience.

Live engineering for a mate's prog band had its rules of engagement, most of which involved worshipping Fripp and never admitting that Genesis were a bit pretentious lower 6th form like crap before Phil Collins hefted up to the riser.
 
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All this band chat reminds me that I’m still at least 344% 75% convinced that the Mediterranean arsed dingoes-ate-my-baby-haired girlband chanteuse blurred out in this pic by “local photographer” SB’s Dad is her.
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Especially as the other two are clearly shitloads cooler than she is and sidelining her.

Saint Daddy Chocco probably got her the band gig as well
 
I think Hazza was probably there at least one of the times she met the Queen. Probably all of them. In fact, I’d imagine her maj rallied the whole family round to meet the amazing suck up slopcook. View attachment 2576678 qView attachment 2576679 qShe’s bleeping INSUFFERABLE. This self-inflicted silence is glorious.
(ss @tattybrogan and @Griftymcgriftface)
It was exactly the time. Silly cow. We might have been spared Chazza dick fingers if it went to a vote to leave it there after the Queen went. The funeral was great cos she had her arse handed to her by an actual lefty activist when she went thirsting over Harry hoping it'd be a benign popular tweet.
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Speaking of…just found and re-read her lusting over a grieving man at his granny’s memorial service.
View attachment 2576769 qHey Enabler Carole, it’s going to be bleeping MENTAL!!!View attachment 2576770 qHe’s not a Royal tho View attachment 2576781 qoh wait, yes he is! View attachment 2576779 qView attachment 2576777 qAnd the most delightful part of the whole thing. Let’s dilute those SWARTHY Mediterranean genes with Hazza’s ginger spooge.
View attachment 2576788 qSO bleeping GRIM
ss @Marmalade Atkins @BlendedSlop @PickledRadish and @Griftymcgriftface
Again, I’m bleeping THRILLED she’s silent.
How baffling to think fancying someone makes you a hilarious edge lord.
 
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View attachment 2577385 qAll this band chat reminds me that I’m still at least 344% 75% convinced that the Mediterranean arsed dingoes-ate-my-baby-haired girlband chanteuse blurred out in this pic by “local photographer” SB’s Dad is her.
View attachment 2577375 qEspecially as the other two are clearly shitloads cooler than she is and sidelining her.

Southend's answer to Destiny's Child, in more ways than one.
 
No idea why I have guest’s past nonsenses popping into my head today but also just recollected when @Cucumberthunder found more of 21-23 year old Jack’s poetry and songwriting at Writers Cafe
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And @binkbonk favoured us with some highlights
FFS
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Though sadly not Unsung Songs… which from the intro is just as evocative and haunting as Ghost Train.
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Can we have Unsung Songs please?! I’m worried about them lying there “strewn on the unplayed piano”.

It’s unfathomable to me that a fully grown adult with a kid was incessantly putting all this tit out there. It’s more like a 13 year old’s MySpace page.
 
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No idea why I have guest’s past nonsenses popping into my head today but also just recollected when @Cucumberthunder found more of 21-23 year old Jack’s poetry and songwriting at Writers CafeView attachment 2577435 qView attachment 2577438 qView attachment 2577440 q

And @binkbonk favoured us with some highlights
FFS
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Though sadly not Unsung Songs… which from the intro is just as evocative and haunting as Ghost Train. View attachment 2577425 qCan we have Unsung Songs please?! I’m worried about them lying there “strewn on the unplayed piano”.

It’s unfathomable to me that a fully grown adult with a kid was incessantly putting all this tit out there. It’s more like a 13 year old’s MySpace page.
Well at least she got amateur and no friends correct.
 
No idea why I have guest’s past nonsenses popping into my head today but also just recollected when @Cucumberthunder found more of 21-23 year old Jack’s poetry and songwriting at Writers CafeView attachment 2577435 qView attachment 2577438 qView attachment 2577440 q

And @binkbonk favoured us with some highlights
FFS
View attachment 2577428 q
Though sadly not Unsung Songs… which from the intro is just as evocative and haunting as Ghost Train. View attachment 2577425 qCan we have Unsung Songs please?! I’m worried about them lying there “strewn on the unplayed piano”.

It’s unfathomable to me that a fully grown adult with a kid was incessantly putting all this tit out there. It’s more like a 13 year old’s MySpace page.
Just helped her out with that one…

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This is it, ninnies, I'm calling it now. Guest's big comeback opportunity.

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Maybe they could launch it with the big thing Jack was doing for the papers, with 4 families who didn’t know how to go shopping on a limited budget. It seems a shame to have missed that article.
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No idea why I have guest’s past nonsenses popping into my head today but also just recollected when @Cucumberthunder found more of 21-23 year old Jack’s poetry and songwriting at Writers CafeView attachment 2577435 qView attachment 2577438 qView attachment 2577440 q

And @binkbonk favoured us with some highlights
FFS
View attachment 2577428 q
Though sadly not Unsung Songs… which from the intro is just as evocative and haunting as Ghost Train. View attachment 2577425 qCan we have Unsung Songs please?! I’m worried about them lying there “strewn on the unplayed piano”.

It’s unfathomable to me that a fully grown adult with a kid was incessantly putting all this tit out there. It’s more like a 13 year old’s MySpace page.
Writer. Photographer. Mother. Amateur. No friends yet.
If this isn’t the next thread title I’m going rogue.
 
I am still so tickled by the thought of Big Choc pissing off all his colleagues with the Big Choc Clan using the fire station for free car parking. Absolute (Wispa) gold.
Exactly. Who would do that? A fire station has limited parking for the staff. Without family turning up and giving it the 'do you know who we are?'
Week ago today, still can't believe I met someone in real life who knew who the duck she was, normally blank expressions.
 
The Unswung swing that rocks in the breeze
Next to the unrocked rocking chair that swings in the breeze
And the children
With rickets
And crumpled
Bus tickets
They LEFT.

Words are not her friend. Perhaps her skills are in photographic composition.

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No. Must be something else.
 
Exactly. Who would do that? A fire station has limited parking for the staff. Without family turning up and giving it the 'do you know who we are?'
Week ago today, still can't believe I met someone in real life who knew who the duck she was, normally blank expressions.

and I would put a fiver on the fact that if anybody who was not a Member of the Order of the British Empire (or MBE adjacent) tried such a stunt he'd be the first knocking on the Commander's door to kick off about it
 
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