Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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FunnyFuneral said:
Lads I'm sorry but have a bit of real life misery going on. My daddy isn't well x
Still available for ditches, bonfires and wells (a kind of hole)
I don't want to sound like a soppy needy old Ninny but you guys have kept my spirits up since I found you in 2020 Jack is a 🔔⬅ pass it on X
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All the best to you and Daddy FF and much love you, my Ninny friend. ♥️
 
Pavlova said:
And there's me hoping she's buggered off Insta. No such luck, pal (said in true Jacksie big bollocks nasally whine style). Just be grateful ninnies she's not a tattooist ay? This is off her instaView attachment 2575957 q
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Dire hygiene standards here. My tattoo artist mate would have a meltdown. The machine, and the bed should be wrapped, and near surfaces in that cramped little space should all be able to be sanitised. For very obvious reasons.
 
FunnyFuneral said:
Lads I'm sorry but have a bit of real life misery going on. My daddy isn't well x
Still available for ditches, bonfires and wells (a kind of hole)
I don't want to sound like a soppy needy old Ninny but you guys have kept my spirits up since I found you in 2020 Jack is a 🔔⬅ pass it on X
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Here to keep you busy, FF as well as keep spirits up. ❤ and a fast recovery for Daddy FF.
 
Squeaky Beans said:
I've just realised I went to that exact tattoo studio in 2012! 😂

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Thankfully that's my friend and not me getting the tattoo.
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Thoughts and prayers to your friend if he got the same "uncoordinated toddler with a Sharpie" artist (and I use that word generously) responsible for guest's crap tattoos. Did your friend get a misproportioned boogly-eyed skeleton?
 
FunnyFuneral said:
Thank you my dear Upside down kitty buddy. It's not looking good so love to all my dear ❤ ninnies and I'll get back to you when I can, because you are lovely people who make me smile daily. Over and out for now, Roger Captain Kirk xx
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I shall arrange cover on the bridge, dearer tenderundertaker, and remember there are always ninnies on the Food and Drink threads
 
Pavlova said:
And there's me hoping she's buggered off Insta. No such luck, pal (said in true Jacksie big bollocks nasally whine style). Just be grateful ninnies she's not a tattooist ay? This is off her instaView attachment 2575957 q
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This is her old insta account, theorised that she's lost the password and also the password to the email she used and can't delete it. It's full of pictures of SB as a baby.
 
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Then they all came round her house and declared her cooking the best ever!!!
 
VielleFemme said:
@Five hundred dogs couldn't reply to you on the last thread but I wanted to say that one of the things about running a business, or any project, successfully is understanding which bits you can do yourself, and which bits you can't do and need to delegate.

I can spell, but I go to pieces faced with a budget for anything over 10k. And I can't keep a smile on my face through a whole day's conference. Or drive. So I know I need other people to take on those tasks.

It's not that he is a grifter and a pisstaker *because* he can't spell, but it tells you that he doesn't have the humility, self-awareness, proper planning, or good sense to know that he can't spell and should therefore delegate that to someone else.

Jack 'completed it, mate' obviously doesn't have the humility or self-awareness to acknowledge that anyone, ever, is better than her at anything.
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I agree with what you’re saying. If what you’re saying is important you need to get someone to double check it for you, otherwise you end up with “dead people cant riot”. However I’m uncomfortable with the sentiment of if someone makes a spelling mistake they’re not to be taken seriously. For dyslexics homophone mistakes are basically invisible, and you can’t get every single email you send out double checked.
 
nothanksbabes said:
Dire hygiene standards here. My tattoo artist mate would have a meltdown. The machine, and the bed should be wrapped, and near surfaces in that cramped little space should all be able to be sanitised. For very obvious reasons.
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It was dodgy as hell, but we were young and he was stupid.

Looking at the dates, it appears I missed the local slop goblin by only a couple of months 😬
 
Five hundred dogs said:
I agree with what you’re saying. If what you’re saying is important you need to get someone to double check it for you, otherwise you end up with “dead people cant riot”. However I’m uncomfortable with the sentiment of if someone makes a spelling mistake they’re not to be taken seriously. For dyslexics homophone mistakes are basically invisible, and you can’t get every single email you send out double checked.
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I'm less bothered by the spelling than the innumerate business plan. Selling 20x5% stakes in your company isn't the smartest move 🙄
 
MavisBeacon said:
I'm less bothered by the spelling than the innumerate business plan. Selling 20x5% stakes in your company isn't the smartest move 🙄
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Oh the bloke is clearly a scammy twit. I’ve been watching quite a lot of anti MLM content on YouTube recently and the scams people get away with are shocking. I saw a video the other day about an MLM who held their annual convention during the height of the Covid delta variant period. Despite claiming there would be social distancing and mask wearing none of this was enforced, and at least ten people who attended the event died of Covid. The MLM then scrubbed any references to these people from their official site, and forbade their members from talking about what happened. This feels like a story that should be better known, but there are just so many scams these days that it’s just one shocking story amongst many.
Maybe Jack should start her own MLM, they could sell her tit “artwork” and body care in the form of bottles of boiled soap and flannels for drying yourself on.
 
From last thread: I'd forgotten about when she tried to as subtly as a sledgehammer imply that she was mates with Prince Harry. Such a middle englander 🤣

Who remembers when she was giving it Charlie big spuds about being in the sleb chef whatsapp group? I'm sure she's mentioned in it as a figure of derision frequently but I'd bet a month's wages she's never been a member
 
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