Jack Monroe #541 First do no honk

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TheBarchesterChronicles said:
Is this the same Jack who claimed to be a gym rat in her dating profile? Who also says she does 25,000 steps a day? Who has mentioned working out many times and that she loved how strong she felt? And if you honestly detest all exercise why would you spend OVER A THOUSAND POUNDS on an exercise machine?

I get that people can hate exercise while still doing it because they know it’s good for them, but those people tend not to refer to themselves as gym rats or spend any more than they have to on it.
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I’m surprised she can use a rowing machine with her terminal ouchy shoulders. Or be a gym rat. That requires discipline, stamina, core strength and confidence. Attributes that Jack has never displayed in either the past, present or future.
 
MaineCoonMama said:
The harm this does to other women -not that Jack gives a tit- makes me angry.
Paraphrasing Mean Girls but if we call each other ho and mutt it makes it easier for men to call us ho and mutt.
I'm comfortable calling her a bleep though, that's unisex and doesn't have the same sexual shame factor.
In my opinion.
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You’d think someone who’d been involved in “sex work” would want to avoid the denigration of it in her name, wouldn’t you. Of course, Jimmy Nail gif.
 
MooBelle said:
Just type Jack monroe into the search and go to latest, she's flooded the algorithm by calling out every single post of the usual suspects. You'll see it straight away.was active all night until about an hour ago. Account created in June, 2 followers and the usual vile nastiness. She was on a bender last night for sure.
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Getting desperate with the “don’t look here look there” tactics again. It’s so obvious how have none of her friends had a word?
 
MooBelle said:
Just type Jack monroe into the search and go to latest, she's flooded the algorithm by calling out every single post of the usual suspects. You'll see it straight away.was active all night until about an hour ago. Account created in June, 2 followers and the usual vile nastiness. She was on a bender last night for sure.
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It would be a very easy PR stroke for her to pop up and say 'hey I don't approve of this language, please don't tweet this way on my behalf' but nah. Cos she either does approve or it's her.
 
Foxvint said:
Can this silly cow have a thread yet. Been chattin wham for about 10 years. And of course there's View attachment 2441308 qa Pay Me pinned tweet. Of course there is.
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It's easy and I'm not fit. All that squeezing your middle does make you fart though. Warned.
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I can’t stand her!! Would love a thread about her but unfortunately (well, fortunately) I don’t follow her so wouldn’t have much to contribute. Every time I see her she’s going off on some daft screeching crusade like this and being needlessly argumentative with everyone. I was reading her tweets about being ‘attacked by a herd of cats’ yesterday and trying to work out what on earth she was even trying to say. It was something about how cats are equally as dangerous as XL bully dogs because they sometimes scratch people and it can get infected 😂 Complete whopper.
 
MooBelle said:
Just type Jack monroe into the search and go to latest, she's flooded the algorithm by calling out every single post of the usual suspects. You'll see it straight away.was active all night until about an hour ago. Account created in June, 2 followers and the usual vile nastiness. She was on a bender last night for sure.
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don't have twitter/X so was unable to search, but found it on Nitter :) Glad that site is up and running again - goodness me, what a horrible cow. I wonder if that profile pic is AI - didn't @Brian Butterfield find a sock before (months ago) that was like an AI photo with specs on?
 
Onestorytoomany said:
If she went on i am a celeb she would just br sniffling in the corner about, ' how unfair her life is that, they have only kangaroo bollocks, unrinsed beans for dinner. I would also put her on toliet emptying duty, every day!
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Can't they just drop her into the jungle in a helicopter, make her eat wombat scrotums all day, drop maggots all over her, and not film any of it?

And not collect her afterwards either...
MaineCoonMama said:
The harm this does to other women -not that Jack gives a tit- makes me angry.
Paraphrasing Mean Girls but if we call each other ho and mutt it makes it easier for men to call us ho and mutt.
I'm comfortable calling her a bleep though, that's unisex and doesn't have the same sexual shame factor.
In my opinion.
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I've deliberately stopped myself calling people (regardless of sex) cunts and started calling them dicks instead for this reason.

I like my bleep 😁
 
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Someone did a flat lay of their shopping the other day, so here’s one of my Lidl fruit and veg box. It cost £1.50. While I know not everyone lives near a Lidl I’m still pretty sure this is the kind of thing that a food blogger focusing on low cost recipes should be taking about. The only fruit and veg box I’ve ever seen her mention is the spenny Abel and Cole ones she was getting during the poverty.
 
Five hundred dogs said:
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Someone did a flat lay of their shopping the other day, so here’s one of my Lidl fruit and veg box. It cost £1.50. While I know not everyone lives near a Lidl I’m still pretty sure this is the kind of thing that a food blogger focusing on low cost recipes should be taking about. The only fruit and veg box I’ve ever seen her mention is the spenny Abel and Cole ones she was getting during the poverty.
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Some of those look like they belong in her Drawer. Yes, that one.

Very suspicious-looking.

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SleevelessSlopSlinger said:
Getting desperate with the “don’t look here look there” tactics again. It’s so obvious how have none of her friends had a word?
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It is the usual MO. Goes for the little accounts to detract from the big ones. Something will have irked her yesterday and because Adrian's gagged her she's had a tantrum and fired up a dormant sock. She's then just spouted pure venom. Shows her true nasty self.
She doesn't have friends to stop her. Because it was through the night it won't have been noticed until this morning. Pity the poor PA who has to break it to Adrian when they hand him his morning coffee. The account will be zapped today.
 
Five hundred dogs said:
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Someone did a flat lay of their shopping the other day, so here’s one of my Lidl fruit and veg box. It cost £1.50. While I know not everyone lives near a Lidl I’m still pretty sure this is the kind of thing that a food blogger focusing on low cost recipes should be taking about. The only fruit and veg box I’ve ever seen her mention is the spenny Abel and Cole ones she was getting during the poverty.
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My Lidl seems to have stopped doing these. Admittedly, i only bought them once or twice, but they never looked as good as this one! strangely, they put them away from easy access. They had them placed in a cage once you'd gone through the checkout - weird AF. I might ask them next time i'm in.
 
I was thinking about Jack and her woeful piano just now and remembered the time I was at a festival and saw a young lass wearing a home made shirt that said 'Sing Me A Song, You're The Piano bleep.' I laughed for months about that shirt so I've decided I'll make one of my own and that's my Frau signal for when I visit Southend to celebrate the release of Jack's memoir.
 
Lazarus said:
My Lidl seems to have stopped doing these. Admittedly, i only bought them once or twice, but they never looked as good as this one! strangely, they put them away from easy access. They had them placed in a cage once you'd gone through the checkout - weird AF. I might ask them next time i'm in.
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Ours are the other side of the checkout too. I think it’s to stop people from picking them up at the start of their shopping then topping them up with more non reduced stuff as once something is in the box it would be impossible to tell if was originally in there or not. They don’t always have them either, you couldn’t base your shopping list on getting one which would make it hard if you were on a very tight budget. However they’re still an absolute bargain and something a budget food blogger should be taking about.
 
YerDa said:
I’m guessing she thinks that if those five are discredited she gets to relaunch shouting about the trolls and everyone else will clap and cheer.
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I don’t think a couple even remember she exists. You know what I’ve always hoped for a massive downfall for her, but I actually prefer this. She’s not gone out with a bang at all. No attention. Just slowly faded away relegated to her socks where she bitterly tries to “take down” people with fulfilling lives and full time jobs that she is clearly jealous of, to all of 2 followers. Embarrassing.
 
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