Jack Monroe #48 Yellow sticker, blue ticker, granny knicker

[Silver Linings]

What a waste of money. She just never gives it a second thought.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I’ve got a few pages left to read however;

1) I felt a chill run through me when I saw the name of Louisa’s dog and that she had named the kitten the same name. That is the type of emotional blackmail narcissists use. It is SO creepy I didn’t think she’d even go that far and she has.

2) All I can think when I see these pictures is, she’s setting them up herself, she’s self timing them for herself and isn’t that just a lonely existence to have?!

3) I have better handwriting than Jack. And I’ve provided the receipts for you all

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This is an adorable post, I love it lol.

Also totally agree re: Sophie. She never even explained the sudden name add-on, we all assumed she'd had second thoughts on the awful Pretzel name and tried to backtrack. It's undoubtedly connected to Louisa's Sophie. (But hidden as a random and tit SEB pun).
Made all the more weird now that she only ever calls her Sophie now that she's Taty Bread. God knows the tit L has had to put up with there. Chilling is right.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

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....a "Sleepy oil"....a.."blackout blindfold ". Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Bog off you total bellend.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Yes, absolutely!

How can she not know about ceviche? Surely that’s pretty basic?

I don't know anything about ceviche, I didn't know tuna was a big fish - I thought they were trout size, and used to think scallops were potato slices in better you got from the chip shop. Luckily I don't think I can cook.

 

[Silver Linings]

Jesus Christ, more. I swear she’s trolling with the paragraphs now.

 

[Bobtheknob]

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She is taking the piss - tea & hot choc mixed together. No

 

[NP]

I’m trying to think of the set up behind taking a photo of herself writing. Is she holding the phone up high in her left hand and awkwardly trying to click the button? Did she pop the book under her phone-holding thingy, and then hold the pen to paper, pretending to write the end of that word? These “candid” shots look awkward AF when you know she’s taking them all alone.

 

[Silver Linings]

Hot and creamy bucket of sheer joy.

 

[Peachy9]

omg snap!

I'm trying to find if this museum / experience still exists, but as a child I remember a school trip to an old Victorian primary school where they had the ink wells in the desks & chalk boards and horrible changing rooms that stank, which we had to sit in to listen to a lesson. I'm sure JM actually attended that school and realised she was indeed a cockney urchin when the other Victorian ghost children were driven in custom metallic wrapped mercedes whilst her papa only had a £30k transit van

OMG yes me too-Colne valley railway?!

 

[Silver Linings]

She is taking the piss - tea & hot choc mixed together. No

And the spices. Just urgh. Maybe her nerves that only she has in her lips are actually dead and she can’t taste that rancid concoction.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I’m trying to think of the set up behind taking a photo of herself writing. Is she holding the phone up high in her left hand and awkwardly trying to click the button? Did she pop the book under her phone-holding thingy, and then hold the pen to paper, pretending to write the end of that word? These “candid” shots look awkward AF when you know she’s taking them all alone.

She clips her phone into this:

 

[PoorPatrol]

she’s said previously that she wrote her first book completely on her mobile phone

Not just any old mobile phone, a battered crappy old Nokia. She liesssss

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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Jesus Christ, more. I swear she’s trolling with the paragraphs now.

Will Google the cost of the cafetière to motivate herself to repair it. Has she not just taken the lid off it and using it as a mug/flask? Jack not everything in life has to be a drama pop some more lavender on your pillow and chill out

 

[no-no]

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Jesus Christ, more. I swear she’s trolling with the paragraphs now.

It’s funny because her followers always say she’s no frills but she doesn’t half love to convolute absolutely everything, including a hot choc, or is it a cuppa? Hinting for a collab with Lakeland like Prue, too?

 

[FrumpyCat]

I can't see the potentially racist penis pic! Obviously I'm potentially disgusted and outraged...but i really want to see it!

Believe me, you really don't!

 

[emmer_moans]

Surely posting this many instagram posts in one day is going to skew her instagram reach?

 

[Candytuft]

I thought that Sophie the kitten was named after Sophie Ellis Bextor. I must have dreamed it.

 

[Silver Linings]

I wonder if the collab is with Lakeland, they’re being namedropped an awful lot and possibly (m’lud, my opinion) shouted her a new nutribullet so she can give hers away.

Jinx @no-no

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I’m trying to think of the set up behind taking a photo of herself writing. Is she holding the phone up high in her left hand and awkwardly trying to click the button? Did she pop the book under her phone-holding thingy, and then hold the pen to paper, pretending to write the end of that word? These “candid” shots look awkward AF when you know she’s taking them all alone.

Oh, hang on. Yeah, I see what you mean. It's still weird even in the holding thingy

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I had a quick google for that.
However the first line that really caught my eye was when she had to sell her Omega Seamaster watch that she got for her 21st. Says it all really! How many adults realistically get bought such a high value watch, let alone a 21 year old. I dread to think how much she's been handed to her on a plate.......yet is still claiming she's had such a hard life!

WTAF I just googled and the cheapest I could find was £2300

Mother of .... she does love the expensive stuff doesn’t she?