Jack Monroe #48 Yellow sticker, blue ticker, granny knicker

[Silver Linings]

So her new 'baby' kitten replacement is a piece of toast? How long before we see it nestled in her unruly labia and nuzzling her boobs?

The b&w pic with the kitten on her boobs was one of her ‘there’s a serial number hidden somewhere’ pics, I reckon. As a photographer () she has centred it so the first thing you notice is her boobs are out. The by that point visibly unwell kitten is just a plus point.

 

[chocolate choux]

Plenty of women have high testosterone levels due to health issues like PCOS. That doesn’t make them any less female

She’s so bleeping ignorant

 

[Pocahontas]

I can't quote as it is from a previous thread but..

QuOTE It happened. It actually happened.
Can't remember on what platform but she was reminiscing about her days as a tequila shot girl in a nightclub and getting sexually assaulted because she was only wearing knickers.
She said that she had to stuff her unruly labia into 3 pairs of knickers before she went to work.
The mind boggles QUOTE

I worked as a shot girl when I was at uni. I had to dress as a 'russian' - will get a pic.( I don't mind people seeing my face, I have nothing to hide, but I hid my colleagues) I got very very drunk as people would insist I had a shot with them but not once did I have to manhandle my labia.

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Hawt! Thought that was Shailene Woodley for a second. Sorry, I’m completely objectifying you

I also worked as tequila shot girl at uni - not dressed as a sexy Russian dame, mind! I loved it - but got removed from the shots tent as I poured tequila in someone’s eye one night (they wanted it in their mouth and I missed )

ETA: Never had a problem with unruly labia either.

 

[Silver Linings]

I worked as a shot girl when I was at uni. I had to dress as a 'russian' - will get a pic.( I don't mind people seeing my face, I have nothing to hide, but I hid my colleagues) I got very very drunk as people would insist I had a shot with them but not once did I have to manhandle my labia.

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Gosh you are beautiful. This pleases Vlad, as does the theme of the pic.

On topic, with Jack it’s impossible to tell fact from fiction as once she’s written it up in five paragraphs (when she uses them) that could have been one then it’s cemented as fact and is another chapter of her ‘terrible things that have happened to me’ life.

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

Hawt! Thought that was Shailene Woodley for a second. Sorry, I’m completely objectifying you

I also worked as tequila shot girl at uni - not dressed as a sexy Russian dame, mind! I loved it - but got removed from the shots tent as I poured tequila in someone’s eye one night (they wanted it in their mouth and I missed )

Well that's a massive compliment so the objectification is very appreciated

I love that you poured tequila in someone's eye, I did similar but flavoured (ergo luminous coloured) vodka down someone's white shirt. It was such a fun job though!!

 

[Switchstreetz]

I worked as a shot girl when I was at uni. I had to dress as a 'russian' - will get a pic.( I don't mind people seeing my face, I have nothing to hide, but I hid my colleagues) I got very very drunk as people would insist I had a shot with them but not once did I have to manhandle my labia.

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You look great! Nice to see a warm smiling face on the thread

(White furry boots in a nightclub though?! I bet they were a nightmare to clean! )

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

Gosh you are beautiful. This pleases Vlad, as does the theme of the pic.

On topic, with Jack it’s impossible to tell fact from fiction as once she’s written it up in five paragraphs (when she uses them) that could have been one then it’s cemented as fact and is another chapter of her ‘terrible things that have happened to me’ life.

Well thank you very much! Lockdown has done nothing for my appearance - hope to get back to my 'pointy face' (as Mr Cow so delightfully descibed me as) ASAP.

 

[Pocahontas]

OK I know I'm multiple posting (bad) but I can't get my head around these unruly labia (apologies for the unpleasant visual metaphor). Labia are big or small or inny or outy, how are they unruly though? Do they run off without warning? Talk back? Swear in church? What FFS??

By Jove, I think I’ve got it.

It’s not timid, shy Jack Monroe who’s doing all the shin kicking. Oh, no, no, no.
It’s her unruly labia!

 

[Froggies]

I really love that toast toy

And Jay-cloth....stunnnnnnnning

 

[panda_eyes]

By Jove, I think I’ve got it.

It’s not timid, shy Jack Monroe who’s doing all the shin kicking. Oh, no, no, no.
It’s her unruly labia!

Not quite the right part, but... you get the idea

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

OK I know I'm multiple posting (bad) but I can't get my head around these unruly labia (apologies for the unpleasant visual metaphor). Labia are big or small or inny or outy, how are they unruly though? Do they run off without warning? Talk back? Swear in church? What FFS??

The idea of labia running around a church swearing has made my day, thank you!!!!

 

[Mustard]

LHL - Low Hanging Labia

 

[colouredlines]

Plenty of women have high testosterone levels due to health issues like PCOS. That doesn’t make them any less female

She’s so bleeping ignorant

Plus she has literally never added the common problems that women with high testosterone tend to suffer from to her litany of health issues.

Oh wait, my bad, I just remembered how her hair fell out in clumps too small to be visible to the human eye.

 

[Flumps]

OK I know I'm multiple posting (bad) but I can't get my head around these unruly labia (apologies for the unpleasant visual metaphor). Labia are big or small or inny or outy, how are they unruly though? Do they run off without warning? Talk back? Swear in church? What FFS??

Mine have certainly been badly behaved on some occasions. Whether I'd classify that as unruly though, I'm not sure.

 

[Beryl_Black]

I worked as a shot girl when I was at uni. I had to dress as a 'russian' - will get a pic.( I don't mind people seeing my face, I have nothing to hide, but I hid my colleagues) I got very very drunk as people would insist I had a shot with them but not once did I have to manhandle my labia.

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Vlad right now remembering that he recruited 90% of his Frauen that way.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

No selfies thus far and turning off comments on her grid posts, think Jackie had a wee read of her threads last night? Must be bloody killing her though!

 

[crystaleyesd]

ABORT ABORT ABORT. Jack's readying her LHL for a Lambo. Let's hope the owner of said vehicle isn't an older lesbian...

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Is the unruly labia a labia and a pair of v.small bollox then?

I don’t understand her quote about gender abnormalities as in her article about being trans she was asked if she would fully transition to become a man, you know, have the surgery and she said “no I have an excellent vagina” or something along those lines.
It’s easy enough to find and features those awful photos of her dressed up as a man and a woman which I feel is quite a contradiction in itself. #nonbinary

 

[Veronicaaa]

ABORT ABORT ABORT. Jack's readying her LHL for a Lambo. Let's hope the owner of said vehicle isn't an older lesbian...

For the non-Scots - This is how you know you're in Edinburgh and not in Glasgow.

 

[FrumpyCat]

ABORT ABORT ABORT. Jack's readying her LHL for a Lambo. Let's hope the owner of said vehicle isn't an older lesbian...

just waiting for Jack to publish her apartment number. She is either waiting to be unexpectedly swept of her feet by a repentant Louisa, or is waiting to claim she is being stalked. I think I said waiting too often.

Is it just me, or do those doors look like flaps?