Jack Monroe #46 Patreon Saint of waifs and strays.

[Alansbigplate]

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I’ll spare you Captain Hook again but it’s on insta now in glorious technicolour.

 

[Silver Linings]

Got to think of the freebies.

I don’t want to diss the company but it was £30 and looks it. Better targets, Jack!

 

[Lemonsweets91]

What are my eyes seeing

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Someone commented "you look about 14" WTF? Are these people just completely blind to her shite or what..she's went overboard with the blur tool on Facetune that's why, dear hearts. Crying in the bath would've been totally fine btw Jack.

 

[J4n0Z]

Good god. That wig really does not flatter.

 

[Superdude]

Yep. It ain't cheap round there! And welcome to the coven of fraus.

Thank you for the welcome! As is common, I have been lurking for a while. And I have been blocked by the volatile Jack, after liking a post which mildly questioned some of her erratic behaviour...

 

[Silver Linings]

Someone commented "you look about 14" WTF? Are these people just completely blind to her shite or what..she's went overboard with the blur tool on Facetune that's why, dear hearts. Crying in the bath would've been totally fine btw Jack.

Maybe wearing it in the bath is why it looks so, er, different?!

 

[Alansbigplate]

I don’t want to diss the company but it was £30 and looks it. Better targets, Jack!

She has £30 to spunk on that tit wig though, plus the other one. CLOSE THE TIP JAR JACK

 

[Smellycat18]

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The lead singer of T’Pau????

 

[AmTellinYa]

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I sense the granny underwear and the sideboard is beckoning again.

What kitten eh?

 

[Lemonsweets91]

Is the wig a replacement for kitten?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

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Any time she uses a soft focus is an excuse to wheel out this Bobby Dazzler again (nothing to do with anything M’Lud, I just love it)

 

[my_escape_from_the_ads]

This is really interesting. I feel like you’ve just described me, @Flumps. And @TheDragonWithAFlagon. I’ve just been diagnosed with a chronic illness (ulcerative colitis) and I have been much more depressed than usual. So, so anxious and panicky with constant intrusive thoughts. No energy or drive to do even the most basic of tasks.

UC is one of the rheumatological conditions isn’t it? Comes under that umbrella? X

 

[Alansbigplate]

Maybe wearing it in the bath is why it looks so, er, different?!

Spoiler: Bad joke about the kitten soz

Maybe we’ve found out what she’s done with the blow dried cat

 

[Lornadoom]

Is the wig a replacement for kitten?

One can hope...

 

[Flash]

Batten down the hatches, Scotland!

Quick, Nicola, shut the border now

ETA:
1) I made a typo of ‘shut’, I’ll let you guess what it was
2) In all seriousness, if I thought she was going to get away for a few days and get her head together in a different city, perhaps with her SM deactivated/logged out (horrors! ) and phone switched off then fair enough, but I have a feeling Jack would just bring her ‘chaoses’ North with her.

 

[instacharlie]

She has £30 to spunk on that tit wig though, plus the other one. CLOSE THE TIP JAR JACK

I'm guessing she's now paying full rent as opposed to her share on the bungalow now as well. Perhaps that's where the tips are going?
Not sure I'd have any pennies spare to go off on a little holiday at the minute though!
Especially after just having spent over 1k on a poorly kitty.

 

[no-no]

She is tragic. Really nailed the Brian May look, though

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Maybe wearing it in the bath is why it looks so, er, different?!

Yes she probably gave it a nice Dyson blow-dry ready for Edinburgh

 

[Silver Linings]

I was just cropping this and I just literally can’t believe she has posted that pic! She will regret it as much as the sideboard.