Jack Monroe #43 the devil('s herb) works hard but Jack works harder

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Jelly Bean said:
How many more times can Jack 'hint' to her followers 'I'm only renting (sigh) I can't afford to buy'. Come on you stingy bastards - you can afford to pay the vet bills, not much of a stretch to chip in and buy Jack a nice house is it?
You just know if one of them offered and others joined in she would be 'oh I'm so overwhelmed people want to do this for me. My wierd little brain is overloaded with gratitude. Let me go away and think about a plan so it works out for all of us. If I had my own house it would mean I could carrying on helping people for free and could also open the cute animal rescue centre I've always dreamed of having ❤'
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This is as if she’s written it herself 😂 “think about a plan so it works out for all of us”👌

It is really odd, it’s like she’s constantly hinting to someone - but who?! Mum and dad? Is she hoping she’ll be written into some of her posho followers’ wills?!
 
help i need some help! said:
Catching up... I have a question. 'If' there is a crowdfund for the kitten and a load of money is donated. What happens if
a. The kitten is treated and my some miracle it works, what happens next? the cat will need lifelong treatment, no insurance is going to touch it.
b. The kitten doesn't make it?
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Oh I'm absolutely sure that whatever plan her weird lil brain is currently concocting it will totally take all eventualities into account. Absolutely sure of it!
 
help i need some help! said:
Catching up... I have a question. 'If' there is a crowdfund for the kitten and a load of money is donated. What happens if
a. The kitten is treated and my some miracle it works, what happens next? the cat will need lifelong treatment, no insurance is going to touch it.
b. The kitten doesn't make it?
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She will make a song and dance about donating it all to a cat charity and keep most of it.
 
chocolate choux said:
The show is called Ōkiku naru Ko (Growing Children) (yes I did have to copy and paste that 😂), it’s Japanese but became popular in Latin America so the little monkey (Pedro) is popular in Spanish-language memes. One of the most common ones is a description of an awkward situation followed by a photo of Pedro looking awkward, captioned with “no ahora porfavor” (“not now, please”). So funny and I’m sad he doesn’t seem to have taken off in Anglophone memes

I think you can watch the shows on YouTube, not sure about English dubs or subtitles but Pedro will make you hoot regardless!


Shaking the tip jar, Ford Kia is not a car 🙃
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My theory is one week she had a red kia, then next week when she turned up in a blue ford, she responded to someone mentioning the change with "I've only ever had one Ka"
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
She has gorgeous hair.
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Had.

help i need some help! said:
Catching up... I have a question. 'If' there is a crowdfund for the kitten and a load of money is donated. What happens if
a. The kitten is treated and my some miracle it works, what happens next? the cat will need lifelong treatment, no insurance is going to touch it.
b. The kitten doesn't make it?
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Sideboards??
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
She has gorgeous hair.
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But she had no idea how to style it, how on earth has she managed to make it look like a wig? I think she looks terrible in those photos, like she’s playing dress up. I reckon she suits short hair more as *i say this through extremely gritted teeth* she does have great bone structure. Still dead behind the eyes no matter what though.
 
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