Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter

[VeniVidiVicki]

Found out what happened to her eyebrows

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I know once you’ve met one Turkish barber, you’ve met one Turkish barber, but her hairdo really doesn’t look as neat as the results from the Turkish barber near me.

my ex and his friends used to go there, and their edges were so sharp.

 

[Potatoes O’Houlihan]

A beard trim is £8 on the first menu earlier...just saying

That’s a pretty huge lil Turkish Barbers there

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

So Jack FINALLY found a good barber. Turkish, ya know. Cheap, ya know. So sensible. She looks so intense, sensitive, and deep in this pic. Just sinew and bone. So waifish. You can totally tell that she has many sicknesses. Did she blur out her Tiffany earrings, though?

Who dat? Looking a bit Pete Postlethwaite around the facetuned chops there.

Lest we forget
Creative mullet



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That is the real Jack and still no one recognises her!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Imagine painstakingly transcribing your conversation with your hairdresser onto twitter for the love of god Jack, get some friends

That isn’t even true

 

[That Forensic Man]

I knew there was one before

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Save money on hampers by winning a Fortnum and Mason food and drink award (judge's choice) 2013.
She really doesn't get that people on the bones of their arse just don't have vintage Laura Ashley curtains or a melodian (there's something for the list) full stop. Where she got them from is completely missing the point.
And it still unreasonably pisses me off that she found/rescued that sleigh from someone's driveway/garden, like what the actual duck? Save money on sleighs by stealing them?

 

[HotesTilaire]

A beard trim is £8 on the first menu earlier...just saying

That’s a pretty huge lil Turkish Barbers there

A heckin great lil Turkish barbers.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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Ugh so she is using her son to man Twitter, bleep! And inflicting your manky infection on the poor barber? Also, bleep! Could that be a snow related infection? Note the performative packing boxes in her crappy selfie.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Oh ye gods, that haircut. The lies! It's just like breathing to her. Except probably easier, what with her 'sinus problems' and that.

If any of you desperately want to be ID for booze, come to the Territory for your next holiday! We have mandatory checks here. Just don't google anything else about the place before you book tickets...

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Exhausted Jack is back

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Family and friends......?


She is the kind of stupid that thinks a poop deck on a ship is where the toilets are to be found.

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Oh dear, is it going to be one of those nights?

ETA she’s literally spewing tweets right now

Ugh, duck off burger Jack. Social media is not the place for your horny mitherings.

 

[Dogmuck]

soz but I’ve got another question…what in the Homelander action is going on here? Is this what happens when you only have solar lights?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I will do the new thread, as long as someone else can recap!

 

[Serafina Pekkala]

Only 2 possible reasons Dear Squiggy:
1. She is actually following her £20 meal plans
2. She is living in a storm...

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

 

[That Forensic Man]

The ‘tiny whisky bottles’ are from a Master of Malts advent calendar, they start about £150 upwards. Much poor, much poverty, much all from skips so poor.

Good grief and I thought I was being decadent with the £50 Wera tools advent calenders, that I've stopped buying after a few years because I can't justify it now I've got a handy collection of tools for doing all the DIY about the house
£150 Master of Malts advent calendar ✍

 

[Sideboard Bob]

New thread, 12 minutes, just £8! This way!

Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.

Yaaay new thread! Just in time for Jack’s new hairdo 🥱 Congratulations to @jenny2603 and @Geetbo for the thread title! You both win a haircut from a Turkish silver fox💈 Would anyone like to recap please? Newcomers, check out the wiki, it’s the pink button, somewhere up there up there ⬆

tattle.life

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Ugh so she is using her son to man Twitter, bleep! And inflicting your manky infection on the poor barber? Also, bleep! Could that be a snow related infection? Note the performative packing boxes in her crappy selfie.

Vaseline in an ear infection doesn’t sound like the miracle she professes it is.