Jack Monroe #402 Which police squad will be tasked to investigate Jack being signed up to a mailing list?

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WeHadFunRight said:
from what I can remember I was making a dish that served 12 people. It was a charming concoction involving tortellini, a tomato based sauce, spinach and cinnamon buns. Put together in a kind of lasagne structure.
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That sounded decent until it got to the 'cinnamon buns' and 'lasagne structure' :sick:

Just Lou said:
Can't believe I was stupid enough to actually go to bed after Jack said she was going to sleep and missed a mini chaos.
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Yeah she has a habit of doing post-bedtime chaoses. If you tried to be awake for all of them, you'd end up like this

 
Day3TShirt said:
Her thread of tweets about the stalking and abuse contains typos, betraying her underlying anger/emotion. Whether it’s because she feels genuinely under attack or is concerned she’s been found out, she definitely feels aggrieved over something.
After her period of silence to say she came out swinging is an understatement. Her narrative seems preposterous and I would definitely worry about her if I were Jack adjacent.
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Oh she is angry alright, she's furious that so many people are calling her out and she can't silence them. In the past she would have got this under control and shut it down easily, she can't do that anymore. Her tactics aren't working and the loss of control is throwing her into a rage. When last night's rant and scare tactics fail to have the desired effect, she'll ramp it up. I think we'll see worse behaviour from her.
 
WTFDidIJustSee said:
In my experience, with people I may or may not know, who are proper hackers… You wouldn’t catch them, babe. They’re not sat in their Ma’a box bedroom chugging Mountain Dew and angry wanking. They are pros. They don’t piss about. If they wanted in to all the things she’s listed, they’d be in, and she wouldn’t even know it had happened.

Just my opinion, M’Lord
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It reminds me of when Jeremy Clarkson published his bank account details in the Sun, saying it’s not that big of a deal, no one can use the info anyway and he got signed up to loads of left wing charity direct debits.

If you put your email address on SM, it will get signed up for stuff. Happened to me when I advertised a job. Luckily it was a WORK email and the worst was being signed up for a million recruitment agencies.
 
I wonder if St Jack will be Patreonising (sorry!) The Blessed Church of All Grifters today. A votive offering of chaos, perchance?

I think she knows the grift is up. Jack, if you're reading - people will respect you more if you're honest.


The other thing I can't understand is - there must be people close to her who know, at least brief detail, about the alleged grift - surely they would step in and say "Jack, enough is enough...this has gone too far"? They're enablers at best and colluders, at worst.
 
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flightofthealligator said:
It reminds me of when Jeremy Clarkson published his bank account details in the Sun, saying it’s not that big of a deal, no one can use the info anyway and he got signed up to loads of left wing charity direct debits.

If you put your email address on SM, it will get signed up for stuff. Happened to me when I advertised a job. Luckily it was a WORK email and the worst was being signed up for a million recruitment agencies.
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She had her work phone number displayed on Content’s collar the other day. Weird thing to do, since her old phone number got simjacked.
 
Just speed grunked through the last thread much quicker than I'd anticipated.

Interesting to see that:
1. The Gordon Brown article exists;
2. She clearly didn't do a good job if she's not even mentioned

Now that she's back with us, I wonder if she'd like to report what she's been up to during her 100 hour working week given how it seems to be diddly squat.

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Your friend Martin on the other hand...

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So the losing brand deals comment - presumably she is confirming she lost the Superdrug gig.
Well good I'm afraid. She was rubbish at it and I'm glad Superdrug didn't just keep paying her to be rubbish. She advocated putting shampoo in your washing machine and shoplifting. And then banged on about not being able to afford shampoo and shower gel when Superdrug have so many budget ranges. Which she was supposed to be highlighting.
She lost that job herself, no one else to blame.
 
Jelly Bean said:
So the losing brand deals comment - presumably she is confirming she lost the Superdrug gig.
Well good I'm afraid. She was rubbish at it and I'm glad Superdrug didn't just keep paying her to be rubbish. She advocated putting shampoo in your washing machine and shoplifting. And then banged on about not being able to afford shampoo and shower gel when Superdrug have so many budget ranges. Which she was supposed to be highlighting.
She lost that job herself, no one else to blame.
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What brand’s consumer could she possibly represent? She’s not even a good ad. for Ritalin!
 
Morning, nefarious ninnies.

I noticed that in the scattergun of snark & deflection last night, JM revealed that she doesn’t know what ‘regularly’ means.

Jack - setting your second phone up to take pictures of you on your first does not constitute a social media break.

In other news, my Ocado order will be delivered in a 🔺 Plum van. Phew. If Prune or Peach appeared, I’d have to decline the order.
 

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Morning trolls

This has probably already been covered, I’ve only sniffed at the last thread.

What a coincidence eh? Months of people asking questions about Jacks dubious financial situation on Tee Mill, patreon, PayPal - no answers given by Jack. Jack can’t change the conversation by deploying coops/content etc. Then all 3 of her income streams are hacked. . Added some “cps” “under caution interviews for benefits fraud” breakdown and threats just for added drama. I’d say you couldn’t make this tit up, but that’s exactly what she had done. She could get a job script writing for Eastenders 😏
 
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