Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

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Mmm refreshing. Before you brush your teeth or after? How bizarre! With that and the midnight anchovy snacks i’m not surprised she has a king size bed. Poor Cooper the 50% cat.
 
To make me feel better about being around my horrible ex

Didn’t work. Fab hair. Felt tit

I spent a lot of those years having to see someone I cared about and who didn’t care about me. Only because our social circles were connected

Anyhoo. That’s my boring perm story. Never had one since.

lesson learned: men and perms are tit but the perm lasts longer 😘
 
I would like to know when was the last time she wrote a paid article on any issue and then specifically if she's ever written one where her experiences weren't front and centre? With these 'expose' twitter rants and bleeping Redcar it's like she thinks she's some kind of lone crack reporter fearlessly fighting to bring the truth to the people. No-one is listening yo. She's got blue-tickers who pity her, 'psychopaths and sycophants' who would buy a jar of her bath water and a 'cabal of trolls' who fact check and keep the receipts. That's her readership. Not one of those groups actually give a duck what she thinks about anything.

I'm usually up at this time FYI, she's not keeping me awake I'm just a night owl with a tab open on the shark vacuum page weighing up my Hoover options.

Also I'm finally a 'chatty member', one step closer to the bitcoin from Vlad.

 
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Mmm refreshing. Before you brush your teeth or after? How bizarre! With that and the midnight anchovy snacks i’m not surprised she has a king size bed. Poor Cooper the 50% cat.

When did she post this? Before or after it was noted on here that she wasnt capitalising on her new readership by flogging her book?
 
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Mmm refreshing. Before you brush your teeth or after? How bizarre! With that and the midnight anchovy snacks i’m not surprised she has a king size bed. Poor Cooper the 50% cat.
I am confused. Does she have a carpet that looks like grass, or grass that looks like a carpet?

Plus - peanut honey milk? Before bed? In bed? No ta.
 
When did she post this? Before or after it was noted on here that she wasnt capitalising on her new readership by flogging her book?

*shudders* I suspect you're right - hate it when she does this it's like living in a horror movie!

Also sorry to be crude but I can't imagine drinking warm honey milk before bed is going to do anything other than make you need a number two?
 
It’s been a long night of faux outage book reviewing and whipping my followers up to slag off and take down successful people with me just so i can get a gig as the goodie to their big baddie - nan night !

P.S off to drink this flavoured milk did you know i was the first ever person to create flavoured milk but rich white man companies like Yazoo and Frijj stole my idea rebranded it and called it “milkshake” giving no credit whatsoever to little old me but more about that another day 😡 😡 😡
 
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