Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit

[MaineCoonMama]

Now that I'm in a foul mood. Check this flying monkey who should get in the bin.

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That's too far. duck this person.
And everyone who looks like them.

 

[jenny2603]

That's too far. duck this person.
And everyone who looks like them.

They're an absolute psycho Jack stan of long standing. Of course with the suicide threat they're only following St Jack's lead.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Exactly. Not concentrating on or worrying about your friend at all but thinking 'ooh don't I look compassionate and wise. Must put this on twitter'.

That’s it, it shows where her focus really is.

I would be heartbroken if I was the person who texted her. It can be really hard to reach out to someone. Imagine the confusion of seeing the same response in your messages, and at the same time, in front of thousands of people on Twitter.

 

[Bugger13]

WHERE is the investigative journalism?

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Have a guess where Jack‘s planning a date with Burger La Bill.

 

[FrankReagan]

Now that I'm in a foul mood. Check this flying monkey who should get in the bin.

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Reported. Ghastly, hysterical nonsense.

Anyway. I hope your mood lifts, dear Jenny numbers. At least you won‘t be facing a bowl of breakfast slop in the morning, festooned with a picture of Fozzie Bear and 2603 made out of squeezy cheese.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I feel so bad for the person that sent her that message, she said she was meant to be supporting her.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Now that I'm in a foul mood. Check this flying monkey who should get in the bin.

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So many wrongs in there! Not nurses, yes she did volunteer as writing and speaking engagements about HER ACTUAL NICHE! are apparently her 100 hour a week job, people will only be happy when she stops scamming, nothing will ‘happen’ to her and the last thing that little narc will ever do is harm herself. Oh, and they should look up libel.

 

[jenny2603]

I feel so bad for the person that sent her that message, she said she was meant to be supporting her.

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I really, really hope this is all just bullshit and she's texting herself using both her phones. Total bin fire of a human being.

 

[Bugger13]

this selfish dogshit

Perfecto

 

[ForgettyBetty]

I feel so bad for the person that sent her that message, she said she was meant to be supporting her.

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The Darkness, you say? "
Pretty woman blubbing away
Your features all contorted in despair
Mascara running, been crying all day
But deep down you're delighted it's unfair"

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Is anyone making a new thread? i would but I’m half asleep.

If so, I think this is the winning title.

 

[Wooh]

Yes! I had mine out aged 15 in 1988 (send KylieMinogueos). I'd been repeatedly unwell with high temps and delirious sleep walking moments though. I wasn't just a nasal arsewipe, sounding off for likes.

Spoiler

Totally off topic, sorry not sorry. It was a sad day for me when a Kylie Minogue song was playing and I commented, oh Kylie! And my friend's son said, Kylie who? Kylie Jenner?

Just received a spam call with country/county code 995.

GEORGIA

IT'S REALLY MADE ME THINK

 

[Switchstreetz]

Is anyone making a new thread? i would but I’m half asleep.

If so, I think this is the winning title.

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The foxes are keeping me up auditioning for the X Factor outside so I may as well.

393 incoming, brace yourselves! Will edit this post once it's up

EDIT: unlike the patron postcards, the new thread has arrived!

Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

Another day, another 🧵 Well on Twitter she snipped and she sniped and her followers went down As usual, a (delete as appropriate) Jaccident/ convenient sudden illness happened right before her work events But she powered through with one of her disgusting concoctions taking the credit...

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