Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

[Orphan_Black]

Toot Toot. Hello to another Jack Monroe thread.

All newbies welcome, please have a read over the wiki (pink button above) to get yourself acquainted with the darling of the left, Poverty Princess herself.

Hello, and by huge demand of @SendReceive 's Squig post, we have our thread title, thank you to a whole bunch of noms from @Moneypenny’sfreedom @BeautifulTrauma @People-huv-tae-know and @Mel Donte. You all win a day of tit hair. Ooft.

Anyway.

Jack alluded that LJC had SB whilst she was in Bristol.

She moved some junk in her bedroom and proclaimed it SBs.

She pretended SB was there in the morning and they made pancakes, awaiting recipe over 12 hours later.

No take on Liz Truss winning PM race as of yet.

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[kachoochoo]

oh, i was just writing on the last thread, glad i got to this one

anyhoo, it may have already been noted, duck knows i didn't properly grunk 387, but i just idly googled the perfume that barnaby the bear is snuggling in "sb's new room"

I don't call £14/17 "cheap enough to sploosh all over", especially when one is not buying shampoo

 

[HotesTilaire]

Is Jack a nana?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Recap: Jack revealed the design inspiration for her new ‘one bedroom flat‘

I eagerly await her stream of pics and posts about laughing up a lung on her first night in this glorious ‘House Beautiful’ Tableau Vivant of Spleen.

 

[jenny2603]

Is Jack a nana?

No she just dresses up as one from time to time.

"In my day, you were bloody lucky if you could afford pumble. You kiddies don't know you're born"

 

[That Forensic Man]

Jack popped up to reply to a blue tick, other than that it's a quiet one... maybe she's grunking

Hope you all enjoyed a wonderfully performatively outraged day ☺

 

[HotesTilaire]

No she just dresses up as one from time to time.

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"In my day, you were bloody lucky if you could afford pumble. You kiddies don't know you're born"

That bleeping hare lamp is starting to give me the rage. It’s in the background of every bastard photo and I hate it.

 

[jenny2603]

Jack popped up to reply to a blue tick, other than that it's a quiet one... maybe she's grunking

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Hope you all enjoyed a wonderfully performatively outraged day ☺

Not a shred of evidence that pills 'n' noose guy exists and still they buy it.

That bleeping hare lamp is starting to give me the rage. It’s in the background of every bastard photo and I hate it.

It's very special to Nana Jack as it was a gift from the grandkids.

 

[That Forensic Man]

That bleeping hare lamp is starting to give me the rage. It’s in the background of every bastard photo and I hate it.

That record player found it's way into 'SB's room', he must have liked the look of it.
Actually scratch that it was already gone when content was drinking out of the glass, 3 days earlier.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Is Jack a nana?

I think most Nana's these days are quite young and cool.

Not the best example, but husband's niece became one this year at 36 courtesy of her 16yr old son.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

My nana dressed better than Jack and she was vision impaired.

 

[Jelly Bean]

That bleeping hare lamp is starting to give me the rage. It’s in the background of every bastard photo and I hate it.

I was going to say the same thing! It is everywhere. Maybe she has lots of them. These multiples of things like boilersuits and sofas.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Is Jack a nana?

Maybe the By the Bed Bear Bronnley Fern is for more um ‘Grandad-ish’ reasons?

Spoiler: VULGAR ‘National Treasure’ Click with Care

Spoiler: I mean it- RUDE! Last chance (Yeah!)

ETA

I was going to say the same thing! It is everywhere. Maybe she has lots of them. These multiples of things like boilersuits and sofas.

And therapists.

 

[Cantthinkofausername]

I think most Nana's these days are quite young and cool.

Not the best example, but husband's niece became one this year at 36 courtesy of her 16yr old son.

It's more likely to be the other way round. More women are delaying motherhood into their '30s. Teenage mums are becoming quite unusual now.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I think most Nana's these days are quite young and cool.

Not the best example, but husband's niece became one this year at 36 courtesy of her 16yr old son.

Oh I know you can be a nan under 40. One of my friends was barely in her 30s
A nana is a specific old lady nan. Who wears yardley english lavender and carries individually wrapped toffees in her handbag to give to you. And wears things like English fern water. Does knitting.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Isn't that photo from last summer? What's with the fisher price phone in the background? The way she infantilises that kid is awful.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Isn't that photo from last summer? What's with the fisher price phone in the background? The way she infantilises that kid is awful.

Jan/Feb this year. I know, right?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Isn't that photo from last summer? What's with the fisher price phone in the background? The way she infantilises that kid is awful.

I’m pretty sure that’s the special phone she uses to ‘talk to her lawyer’ ❄

 

[Cookiecookie]

Isn't that photo from last summer? What's with the fisher price phone in the background? The way she infantilises that kid is awful.

I think she's just got absolutely no idea who is really. She can say he lives with her all she likes. It's obvious to anyone who has ever been near a 12yr old, that he doesn't. And it's sad I guess, but at the same time is it? She's a very odd woman, and I'd imagine, especially in the long term, SB is better off having limited time with her.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I think most Nana's these days are quite young and cool.

Not the best example, but husband's niece became one this year at 36 courtesy of her 16yr old son.

My cousin has 3 grandchildren, she's 37!