Jack Monroe #384 You're churning out rinsed hoops and boiled slop, not storming the Bastille

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Sideboard Bob said:
Thank you for the new thread @Mallerenga ! 🙏

Linking this amazing post from @Anglesx over from the last thread, which got lost in the chaos.

About an actual real cookery writers WhatsApp group, their growing frustration with Jack behind the scenes, and more. 🍿

Jack Monroe #383 Thrashing in a trap of their own making

i just asked my 12 year old what she’d do if i used her room for storage and said she could sleep in my bed but i don’t think i quite clarified that the question was hypothetical… i just think i experienced what it would feel like if looks could literally kill
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And it was the right wing Daily Fail who chose to ignore it, so that's that myth busted surely?
 
Brian Butterfield said:
Jack Monroe is totes fine with losing 46 Patreon paypigs today.

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I’ve just realised what she looks like:
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Jesus, a new thread again. Just catching up on the postcards-so Jack’ll be posting 81,100 postcards or something (I want the patreons who’ve cancelled to demand a refund SO much). Can we just take a moment to remember people like Brenda who was a fan and possible patron? I mean, just imagine that amount of shite getting delivered 😂
 

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If you guys don't slow down with the threads, I'm going to start changing my profile picture to increasingly more frightening cropped renditions of Jack's head as a protest.

I'm 40 pages behind but it was interesting to see her patreon fall slightly, even if it has been a net gain. I predict that things will get more interesting next month in terms of people unsubbing. Cost of living plus anyone who signed up out of spite or to prove a point dropping out when nothing is delivered.
 
I know a lot of our posts start with the phrase “I can’t believe”, but i can’t believe this woman was three weeks ago posting about being in the depths of poverty and today is buying multiple versions of the same vile boilersuit and eagerly planning her fourth holiday of the year. And claiming she’s gonna catch up on two years of Patreon rewards ONLY now that she’s getting called out. The sheer brass balls of this woman. The. Sheer. Brass. Balls!
 
It still BLOWS MY FREAKING MIND that people have been paying monthly for two years to receive absolutely nothing and now she wheels out the whole overwhelm/poorly head tit. How HOW can you watch the cash pour into your account every month and spend it and not feel just awful that these very patient (and well a bit silly) people aren’t getting what you promised they would? And the fact that it’s over 700 of these folk. Don’t even get me started on the bleeping (sorry MancBee) weird shrivelled head selfie. Maybe she has arthritis in her eyes.
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Hope her future landlord doesn’t see this. You’d need to take a large enough deposit to completely undo all her “alterations” when she leaves (which she will because this isn’t her FOREVER HOME sob sob rattle rattle).

Also what a waste of time doing kitchens on IKEA for a rented space. 1) you’re not allowed to refit the kitchen and 2) you’ve no idea exactly what size and shape your future kitchen is going to be.

Unless of course she’s lying. Makes you think.
 

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