Jack Monroe #375 She receives more donations than the Tory party
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Mrs Peel
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I think Matei did his homework before questioning Jack. I can't find the exact tweet, but at some point I think he said something like "You've answered my question" which leads me to believe he needed a particular response from her in order for his suspicions to be confirmed.
Another trap she's walked right into, but this time she might not escape.
Another trap she's walked right into, but this time she might not escape.
traumatised sideboard
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A moment of silence for all the nightmeat that sadly perished in her local Tesco while she's been over the border. Go well, tender ones🕯
Because she trusted him to help with the family business. What exactly is the family business? Its not recipes, up to recently, she hadnt released a single recipe in ages (see Mollys blog).
Surely being the face of poverty isn’t the family business Shes spent ten years building up?
Aquamarina
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Mr Aquamarina has not long finished work and wants me to go to the cinema and pub with him shortly. I just want to sit here refreshing Tattle though, FML!
It feels like we haven’t had this good a chaos since the heady days of Thread 31 when Jack ‘graced’ us with her presence. I hope the lovely Matei tears her a new one (metaphorically of course!) Can’t wait to have a good old grunk when I’m home. See you mendacious ninnies later!
It feels like we haven’t had this good a chaos since the heady days of Thread 31 when Jack ‘graced’ us with her presence. I hope the lovely Matei tears her a new one (metaphorically of course!) Can’t wait to have a good old grunk when I’m home. See you mendacious ninnies later!
Satisfying Click
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I don't think this is the gotcha Jack thinks it is...
BinkerTold
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I now have visitors arriving that I have to entertain until at least tomorrow evening. I will avail myself of something nice to drink when I grunk tomorrow.
Geetbo
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Oh yeah he’s strung her up like a kipper, and she’s too off her face to realise.
That's what I think too. Here's hoping ...
Humblepumble
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Phew. Do you think I have time to pop to the supermarket before the next chaos begins? 
OwlRightsReserved
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Fraus, I'm absolutely lost.
Is this correct?
She went to Edinburgh. She did a terrible panel with 2 other people, and then another talk by herself. The talk by herself was very much deranged. She wore an ugly outfit. An actual legitimate journalist has openly questioned her. She's now having a rage as a result.
Is this correct?
She went to Edinburgh. She did a terrible panel with 2 other people, and then another talk by herself. The talk by herself was very much deranged. She wore an ugly outfit. An actual legitimate journalist has openly questioned her. She's now having a rage as a result.
TbilisiPeach
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I'm on an incredible holiday in a different time zone and haven't slept in about 72 hours because I grunk while the rest if my family sleep. Private eye has just entered from stage left. Be still my beating ♥.
Send coffeos.
Send coffeos.
Prickly Pink Rose
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Quick JM ALERT TALKING BS ON LBC NOW
FlirtyThirty
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This squig knows his business.
Pimpinella
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Oh so Private Eye are on the case then.... hmmm surprise...... BTW re my noir entry for tangential thread award I have realised that in the original Lucier graphic novels by Marvel the 1940s New York detective that pairs up with Lucifer is.... Jack Monroe... I rest my case M'Lord....
Valiofthedolls
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Hi Jack, here’s an idea - why don’t you ask your FMs to fling you some PayPal donations to fund a reputation management cleanup?!
Or failing that, at least a nice big pair of oven gloves that will stop you being able to tweet. Oooh, tender one, I think you’re in a bit of a pickle! (Not pickled anything in ‘fish pie’ either. Worse than that)
Third idea! Why don’t you get your fish pie eating labourer to knock you up a big fort in the garden for you to hide in while you continue with this siege mentality.
Or failing that, at least a nice big pair of oven gloves that will stop you being able to tweet. Oooh, tender one, I think you’re in a bit of a pickle! (Not pickled anything in ‘fish pie’ either. Worse than that)
Third idea! Why don’t you get your fish pie eating labourer to knock you up a big fort in the garden for you to hide in while you continue with this siege mentality.
FlirtyThirty
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I just watched that episode on the Netflix show and I did many lols
Pimpinella
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Oh she's such a nasty piece of work.... I wish I could get my hands on her.... I'd make her eat her own slop 'til she burst....
Yep from my experience of sending them stuff once they have you in their sights......
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