Jack Monroe #364 I used to quite like Jack until I started paying attention

[Orphan_Black]

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Pre grated is more expensive than the block stuff you moron.

 

[RinsedHoops]

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I'd rather do without cheese than eat £1 dried cheese

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I’m genuinely confused. “Cheaper to buy outright” instead of what- renting it?!

 

[GrannyOgg]

“Have you looked through her timeline?”

Thread title!!!

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

There is no way Jack wrote this reasoned reply to the squigg making a hoops joke. Call the police as she needs a welfare check

 

[Nonah]

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I’m genuinely confused. “Cheaper to buy outright” instead of what- renting it?!

You have to get a mortgage to buy cheese these days. Bloody tories.

 

[Russian Doll]

She should have checked herself before she Dordrecht herself.

NomNomNom!

 

[Orphan_Black]

There is no way Jack wrote this reasoned reply to the squigg making a hoops joke. Call the police as she needs a welfare check

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Is she suggesting adding beans to the hoop juice? No Jack. No. You are seriously taking the proverbial.

 

[Wood Spite]

Maybe she's baiting conjecture around or whatever else so she can fling "defamation" around on Twitter if people take it.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Popping in from a few hours ago so I'm sure someone else has said this, but why the everloving Christ is she putting pasta in a pot of cold water so it "starts to cook as soon as the water begins to warm up" instead of boiling the kettle and putting that water in the pot with the pasta??? SURELY that is the most economical route? Make it make sense.

Grunking from the past to say her needless explanation of the function of a lid and lid alternatives kills me every time.

 

[moaningmyrtle24]

You have to get a mortgage to buy cheese these days. Bloody tories.

Our local co op has the cathedral cheddar in a security box. Would laugh if it wasn't so grim.

 

[SpamNugget]

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I’m genuinely confused. “Cheaper to buy outright” instead of what- renting it?!

There's a joke in there somewhere about buying things by the ounce ...

 

[Captainmouse]

Sock puppet malfunction?

Shame it’s too late but
# thread title

 

[veronica71]

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I’m genuinely confused. “Cheaper to buy outright” instead of what- renting it?!

Stop it I’ve taken forever to get the kid to sleep and this nearly made me wake him up again

 

[MooBelle]

Do you remember a friend of Jack's mum being on Tattle, I do and think that she was really nice and gentle, not here to bring tea or anything but she got a massive warning from Jack about not involving 'my family'?

It was more than that. Iirc Jack sent a huge FM pile on to that Frau, who was as you said really nice. She just visited here to agree with the inconsistencies in Jack's tweets and real life. She was very sweet and didn't slag her off, but Jack went for the jugular.
She outed the lady as being an alcoholic and laughed about her struggle with drink. All on Twitter.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

130g of pasta in that latest recipe. A serving is 90g (dried). Even with a single slice of bread in the sauce, it wouldn't feed two adults

It's a snack.

 

[NellieBoo]

Like the collaboration with twitter where the only recipe she added was the veg peel stuffing.

Veg peel stuffing LOAF for the vegans. All those lovely peelings just for you. Thankyou. And yet she was talking up a veg peeler a couple of months ago. It was marvellous but she rarely peels veg .

 

[flightofthealligator]

She should have checked herself before she Dordrecht herself.

That has ended me. Officially. Send undertakeros. You have officially won Tattle. Chapeau tender one, chapeau

 

[ChastityDingle]

I'd rather do without cheese than eat £1 dried cheese

You could rinse it with your hoops though

 

[GrannyOgg]

It was more than that. Iirc Jack sent a huge FM pile on to that Frau, who was as you said really nice. She just visited here to agree with the inconsistencies in Jack's tweets and real life. She was very sweet and didn't slag her off, but Jack went for the jugular.
She outed the lady as being an alcoholic and laughed about her struggle with drink. All on Twitter.

Do we have the tweets anywhere? I’d like to read them