Jack Monroe #361 The only person thats suffered has been, uh, me

[YenE]

Jack Monroe #360 She presents the poor as a passive mass and she’s their saviour

I despair 🥴

tattle.life

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She’s such a knob. It’s from the last thread but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - give it a rest Budget Jones.

Although imagine if the single gal stick has taken off ?

We could have had Sex in the Sounthend!
Jacks Hack - The sex addition
Positon of the fortnight - wailing and raging
Hnnnghh - how to make your partner scream.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Wouldn't it be better though, to have some big wig from Citizens Advice on TV.... advising.....just a thought

I mean, they could get the guy from my local town centre who yells about 5G making people sterile and he’d be a more coherent guest.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Is this a joke???

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I sense a really tit power couple in the making. Can you imagine the DMs?

 

[Amanda Lin]

Is this a joke???

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Is this what rich people really think?

Ah a black pudding and undercooked milky pasta recipe, let me retweet this before tea time, the poors will love this!

 

[Mrs Peel]

Just watched the BBC thing. Never mind the botox, what on earth is going on with her mouth? It almost has a life of its own.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

A hot, hot day like today calls for a light salad with some grains and a tasty dressing one pot 15 minute cardamom porridge made with plums, honey-fried cooking bacon and a final swivel* of biscoff.

*I do mean swivel and not swirl btw.

I will be here all week until I get bored providing breakfast recipes until my one true love is given unto me.

 

[Clovis]

Can we have another poll please? To see who people think will win in Pumble v Wang?

I doubt I'd tit right after encountering either.

 

[I steal names]

Seen the wang, it's canny! That stubble though. It would really grate your corned beef.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I sense a really tit power couple in the making. Can you imagine the DMs?

 

[Mr Krabs]

Is this what rich people really think?

Ah a black pudding and undercooked milky pasta recipe, let me retweet this before tea time, the poors will love this!

The other day he was having a candlelit dinner on the beach at a Sandals resort according to his insta. I’m guessing he didn’t have tit milky pasta and Pumble for dessert.

 

[I steal names]

Just watched the BBC thing. Never mind the botox, what on earth is going on with her mouth? It almost has a life of its own.

Oh christ, the return of the 50p sized mouth ulcers?

 

[Veronicaaa]

A hot, hot day like today calls for a light salad with some grains and a tasty dressing one pot 15 minute cardamom porridge made with plums, honey-fried cooking bacon and a final swivel* of biscoff.

You forgot the prunes, dearheart.

 

[Clovis]

Is this a joke???

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Ok, the first time it happened I merely raised an eyebrow but Lurchio can duck off now.

 

[BlendedSlop]

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Wow, is she trying to imply that person is an alcoholic? Very zen, 12 step behaviour Jack. You twit.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Just watched the BBC thing. Never mind the botox, what on earth is going on with her mouth? It almost has a life of its own.

Cripes - I thought the lip fillers and taut shiney botoxed forehead were being exagerrated but bloody hell. Looks painful.
Fair enough. Her choice. But don't plead poverty and pretend you can't afford shampoo

 

[I steal names]

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That squig gives no fecks, I like them!

 

[ScouseGobsheet]

Is this a joke???

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Tommy Lee: Imma show y’all the biggest dick on social media today!

Ralf Little: hold my beer

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Just watched the BBC thing. Never mind the botox, what on earth is going on with her mouth? It almost has a life of its own.

Lol she's all over the comments on that tweet now

 

[Awful]

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