Jack Monroe #361 The only person thats suffered has been, uh, me

[Jelly Bean]

Thanks to dear heart @Veronicaaa for thread title suggestion. (Ping me your address tender one and I'll pop a special secret box in the post).
It is all about Jack having to stay at the crappy bungalow for decades against her will
On which note there is news! Jack has singlehandedly emptied one of her the landlady's outhouses. This is in preparation for The Move. You may not have heard about it as she doesn't like to talk about it.
She appeared on BBC news giving out her usual dodgy and frankly harmful energy advice. Cunningly disguised as 'someone else on the Internet said it'.
Good news! She is going to be posting a one pot recipe every day. It is her mission in life now. After the excitement of a greasy cheesy thing with black burnt bits on top we are agog to see what is coming next. And waiting.
The summer of making memories with SB has cranked up a gear. They sat in a cafe while she ignored him to fanny around on her phone. So special.

 

[Veronicaaa]

A total of 432 votes in the last thread's poll

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Wangin’ell! I’ve been working from home today and still managed to miss the wang. Oh yeah and something about Jack to keep it on topic.

 

[Hollaaa]

Last thread recap:

 

[Begborrowsteal]

She looks and sounds absolutely fucked.

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Can we have another poll please? To see who people think will win in Pumble v Wang?

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[jenny2603]

Can we have another poll please? To see who people think will win in Pumble v Wang?

Winner fights Jack "Shin Kicker" Monroe in the final.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

A total of 432 votes in the last thread's poll

I noticed an attachment on a recent thread was heading towards 2000 views.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

She looks and sounds absolutely fucked.

I haven't braved a watch, but some of those screenshots, her eyes are in different directions

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Can we have another poll please? To see who people think will win in Pumble v Wang?

Pumble no question.

 

[NellieBoo]

I haven't braved a watch, but some of those screenshots, her eyes are in different directions

Nam Eyes from 'running on 2 to 4 hours sleep'.

 

[Soap a Dope]

Interesting that she's talking one pot meals. That Man told Gordon Ramsay that his next book is called One .

 

[jenny2603]

I haven't braved a watch, but some of those screenshots, her eyes are in different directions

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Can we have another poll please? To see who people think will win in Pumble v Wang?

Spoiler: Epic Battle

 

[Justacatindisguise]

I noticed an attachment on a recent thread was heading towards 2000 views.

How do you see views?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

How do you see views?

Underneath the attachment filename.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Give us the sloppppp

I love when she's posting fresh slops. Simpler times.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I haven't braved a watch, but some of those screenshots, her eyes are in different directions

Same near-tears voice, but also slurred words in places?

 

[HotesTilaire]

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Sorry JennyNumbers, you appear to have posted a pic of Sali Hughes’ husband on the Jack Monroe thread!