Jack Monroe #36 Drawers of toys, drawers of pills, she needs 5 sideboards for all the lies

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LF519 said:
Surely 38 is far too broad a back size for her frame too? For her height and frame I'd hazard a guess at 32? (Just my opinion!)
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Usually you'd add 20 to your dress size, so if shes a size 12 then yeah 32. A 38 would have her as a size 18ish. Im a size 20 & wear a 38

MrsOgre said:
The customer service is really good, can exchange til you get the right size. But they are so comfy, I have one sports bra and hate wearing it now
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I'll add it to the budget for next month 😂
 
This whole kitten thing is making me feel very emotional. She just doesn’t deserve that kitten and has got her for all the wrong reasons. This feels like the worst thing she’s done.

On the subject of heaving bosoms, I am a 34E and mine look far far bigger than hers. I wear m&s bralets because I hate underwires and I thought I was so FANCY buying m&s ones instead of Sainsbury’s!
 
I have a theory that I'm slightly scared to write down because I fear it will bring Jack screaming back here, but I'm gonna take our collective lives in my hands and go for it anyway. DISCLAIMER: I'm in no way judging sex workers here, more commenting on the speculation caused by Jack's lack of transparency.

Jack made Quite The Thing of being a sex worker and it was implied that this was street work during the dark days of selling SB's toy dinosaur etc. I actually wonder if it was significantly later, post-fame, and she does a bit of the sugar baby/fin-dom stuff. All these claims that a bleeping EMIN and other niiiiiiiice stuff is "gifted" sit really strangely. I know she claims to have good friends but I really see no evidence of that. And there is certainly no way that normal friends would give you a super bougie but ultimately useless gift when you're quite clearly having a breakdown. She would also have a good network of contacts through the increasing media-luvvie-dom.

Anyway, just food for thought and total speculation, your honour. We know that successful types like to play on power dynamics and that this extends to their sexual predilections, and it goes some way to explaining Jack's professional urchinism.
 
Begborrowsteal said:
Usually you'd add 20 to your dress size, so if shes a size 12 then yeah 32. A 38 would have her as a size 18ish. Im a size 20 & wear a 38



I'll add it to the budget for next month 😂
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If she had been measured at R&P I'd hope that she would know her correct size. It seems like she's going off the plus 4 but even then it's too big. I think I'm a 30 band🤔 all I know is I'm size xs 😂
There are Molke groups on fb, one is for second hand bras, once you know your fit, it's well worth finding cheaper ones.
 
MrsOgre said:
If she had been measured at R&P I'd hope that she would know her correct size. It seems like she's going off the plus 4 but even then it's too big. I think I'm a 30 band🤔 all I know is I'm size xs 😂
There are Molke groups on fb, one is for second hand bras, once you know your fit, it's well worth finding cheaper ones.
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Yeah im in the BOB group & always see molke praised! Ill definitely give them a go
 
veryfondoftea said:
This whole kitten thing is making me feel very emotional. She just doesn’t deserve that kitten and has got her for all the wrong reasons. This feels like the worst thing she’s done.

On the subject of heaving bosoms, I am a 34E and mine look far far bigger than hers. I wear m&s bralets because I hate underwires and I thought I was so FANCY buying m&s ones instead of Sainsbury’s!
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I think I read on here that influencers are encouraged to get cute baby animals to up engagement. Honestly, I am so utterly disgusted right now. She was so hysterical that she was not going to have any income during lockdown and preying on people.
 
Speaking of cats I think mine has decided that I seem too grumpy to be allowed to continue posting on the internet tonight...

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HarderFaster said:
Jack made Quite The Thing of being a sex worker and it was implied that this was street work during the dark days of selling SB's toy dinosaur etc. I actually wonder if it was significantly later, post-fame, and she does a bit of the sugar baby/fin-dom stuff. All these claims that a bleeping EMIN and other niiiiiiiice stuff is "gifted" sit really strangely. I know she claims to have good friends but I really see no evidence of that. And there is certainly no way that normal friends would give you a super bougie but ultimately useless gift when you're quite clearly having a breakdown. She would also have a good network of contacts through the increasing media-luvvie-dom.
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This makes an awful amount of sense, tbh
 
HarderFaster said:
I have a theory that I'm slightly scared to write down because I fear it will bring Jack screaming back here, but I'm gonna take our collective lives in my hands and go for it anyway. DISCLAIMER: I'm in no way judging sex workers here, more commenting on the speculation caused by Jack's lack of transparency.

Jack made Quite The Thing of being a sex worker and it was implied that this was street work during the dark days of selling SB's toy dinosaur etc. I actually wonder if it was significantly later, post-fame, and she does a bit of the sugar baby/fin-dom stuff. All these claims that a bleeping EMIN and other niiiiiiiice stuff is "gifted" sit really strangely. I know she claims to have good friends but I really see no evidence of that. And there is certainly no way that normal friends would give you a super bougie but ultimately useless gift when you're quite clearly having a breakdown. She would also have a good network of contacts through the increasing media-luvvie-dom.

Anyway, just food for thought and total speculation, your honour. We know that successful types like to play on power dynamics and that this extends to their sexual predilections, and it goes some way to explaining Jack's professional urchinism.
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Gotta say guys, I’m another one: came for Hinch, stayed for Jack. What a mess...

I’m an OG fan of Jack’s. Found her via her blog when I was a poor student. And liked her enough for a while, but oh my gosh. Her attention seeking “poor me” victim attitude. It was the “THAT MAN” incident that really did it for me though. What a hypocrite.

Also, unpopular opinion here, but despite coming here originally because Hinch was annoying me, I think the Hinch threads are a bit much now. Or at least, I don’t think she’s evil enough to warrant the fixation some have. She actively seems to try to not be a dick, to the point that it’s almost annoying. Jack however, just an awful defensive nasty attitude.
 
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