Jack Monroe #36 Drawers of toys, drawers of pills, she needs 5 sideboards for all the lies

[MrsOgre]

It's a "frigging cat"

 

[Silver Linings]

Does anyone else think Jack looks like she's had botox? Her forehead looks shiny and her eyebrows quite arched, and one of eyes looks like it's being pulled upwards. Either that or dodgy filters.

It’s that magic iPhone 11 again. Plus she’s put make up on for the flipping cat pic but not to loom into the camera for her ‘show’. Not that anyone should wear make up, obvs, but we know how much it means to her, as a woman.

We’re a hive mind this evening!

 

[AmberSpyglass]

I left for a few hours...to cook food, to speak to the family and sort a few issues between my cats

 

[Toffee finger]

Oh the kitten is so cute. Poor thing

 

[Passive_Aggressive_Lemon]

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[MrsOgre]

Oooh fancy. Why go for R&P when Bravissimo have lots of lovely bras?

 

[hydeist]

RIGBY AND PELLER. They're like £100 a bra!

 

[veryfondoftea]

Oooh fancy. Why go for R&P when Bravissimo have lots of lovely bras? View attachment 168376 q

Just had a quick look and they are around £80 a bra!!!!!!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Well dye me green and call me a guinea pesto, another new thread!!

I’ve got a LOT of catching up to do

 

[PoorPatrol]

Title thanks to @PoorPatrol (sorry had to be redacted for length and a rude word).

The last thread saw our Jack:

• Get a disabled kitten we are all worried about
• Post ridiculous manipulated photos to show how thin she is
•Congratulate herself on the success of her Hellman's sh.....(no sorry I can't even finish that sentence with a straight face FFS).

Back out of eyeball rest to say - nooooo you took out cocks

 

[MrsOgre]

RIGBY AND PELLER. They're like £100 a bra!

I know! I've just looked and am glad I'm sat down. I hate buying bras and would spend up to £40 for good and necessary scaffolding but that's outrageous.

 

[skintsocks]

Rigby & F'in Peller?!!!!! Where the Queen gets hers????? Yeah, you're skint Jack.

@Passive_Aggressive_Lemon ty

 

[specialkp]

Evening. I’ve not read anything properly since I was caught off guard with the mayo clusterfuck starting early and that coinciding with a stroppy 2.5 year old/walk/dinner. But I just saw the kitten pic on Twitter.

duck, I was really hoping this wasn’t going to happen. duck. Fuckity duck. Might catch up tomorrow instead No real words.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I just want to say something - I assume Jack’s lawyers Jack’s friends Jack WHOEVER is still around. If you have any sense of decency *at all*, PLEASE can you not use a disabled cat as social media currency? If you want to care for it and try to rehabilitate it, that’s wonderful! Seriously! But we don’t need to know its every struggle. So, please - can you NOT? Do something in private for a change! I can't bear it.

Feel exactly the same way as you, it feels so ghastly and exploitative. The last time I felt this uncomfortable was at a “freak show” in the US someone had taken me to by surprise. This is worse cos it’s laden with emotional manipulation and pity me, and possibly some money grabbing to boot

 

[FridayFunDay]

RIGBY AND PELLER. They're like £100 a bra!

And here's me waiting for the queues to die down at primark to stock up on some 2 for tenner numbers.

Two weeks into lockdown and every wire popped out of every bra. I'm not even lying. I've been living in wireless broken bras. I say living but I mean the twice a week I feel compelled to wear one.

 

[Motherwellgirl]

The only positive thing is that she’s followed through and taken the cat in.

That’s it. I’ve honestly never paid more than 4 quid for a bra in my life. I wear sports bras mostly as I’m in the gym a lot but give me peace.

Why would she spend 100 quid on a bra and then ask for patreon donations?

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

Affordable.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Oooh fancy. Why go for R&P when Bravissimo have lots of lovely bras? View attachment 168376 q

Good God - now her ribs have shrunk.

 

[NP]

RIGBY AND PELLER. They're like £100 a bra!

A friend probably bought them for her.