Jack Monroe #359 Hoops I Did It Again

[Wood Spite]

 

[NeoCortex]

I missed this one, soz:

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Goddammit Jack you are not a cook...

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

She is so obsessed with that man that she is trying to come in with one pot meals 2weeks before his new one pot cookbook and tv show drop.

 

[Smeghead]

Seagulls.

Seagulls weren’t impressed

 

[NellieBoo]

I don't know what the weather is like in Sarfend today but it's hotter than Satan's hole here. A black pudding, bacon and macaroni cheese bake is exactly what I'd want to eat .

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Just asked! (She's getting sick of me now Venice yes, and Dordrecht - a chaos there which I'm not allowed to say what happened was the straw that broke the camels back) not sure about the others!

ETA he paid for both trips so they weren't funded by patreon!

Please thank her so very much. She's an Honorary Frau now.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Is any one working on a new thread?

I could give it a go but will probably duck it up.

 

[FreezePeach]

Why do all her meals look so oily? There doesn't seem to be a lot of oil in the recipe but it is so weirdly greasy in the photo.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Ok FFS I’ll do the new thread. Expect a chaos. No one talk I’ll be 5 mins.

unless you are @Orphan_Black?!

 

[squicker]

WTF guys

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THAT MAN has a one pan book looming, so off she goes. She’s so transparent.

ETA - I see many got there before me!

 

[Elastoblast]

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This is too much prune for one book. Too. Much. Prune. Her bowels must be like the Somme.

Is the book aimed at the chronically constipated?

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Spoiler: Calories

Unlike many of her other creations this comes in at a reasonable 509 calories per portion. although with only 50g kale/spinach that's not even 1/4 of your 5 a day, so you're not exactly sneaking a whole lot in...

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I don't know what the weather is like in Sarfend today but it's hotter than Satan's hole here. A black pudding, bacon and macaroni cheese bake is exactly what I'd want to eat .

Im just back from being on a boat. Husband is taking us for a curry later, was planned weeks ago. Not sure i wanna in this heat.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Ok FFS I’ll do the new thread. Expect a chaos. No one talk I’ll be 5 mins.

unless you are @Orphan_Black?!

I'm going to dare to if you'll help with the recap, please dear heart?

 

[FlirtyThirty]

I'm going to dare to if you'll help with the recap, please dear heart?

Of course tender one. It’s mainly ️

 

[alphaspagbol]

Bacon, black pudding and cheese? Well that's your yearly salt intake right there, not great for anyone who has had heart attacks for instance.

hate to sound like I’m defending her, but Cafe Andaluz does (or did back in the day) a great black pudding and chorizo tapas dish, iirc with spinach. But addition of pasta and cheese is a bit icky.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Arse meet plate womp

 

[Orphan_Black]

Jack Monroe #360 She presents the poor as a passive mass and she’s their saviour

Hello! Another day another thread. Well done on the @HotesTilaire for nominating @WaffleKent 's thread title. For all newbies, please see our Wiki for FaQ's. And with that, let the chaos continue! (Please help with the recaps because I am EXHAUSTED!)

tattle.life

NEW THREAD ALERT!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

@Jay-cloth Cow

Do you know the chaos. Was it bad?

I know you cannot say much but was it good chaos?

 

[lop]

I now see that she didn’t put her name on the Del Monte tins. Sorry for forensically getting this granular detail incorrect on my earlier post.