Jack Monroe #355 rinses poor people better than she rinses spaghetti hoops

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Toot toot! Rinse yer hoops, we have a new thread!

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Jack Monroe #354 Who funds you, Jack?

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In a rapidly-deleted tweet, Jack suggested that chef Tom Kerridge had syphoned recipe ideas from Jack, then dropped her. James Martin uncharacteristically posted a 'karma is a witch' IG post.

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It's possible Jack has had rinsed beef with Tom Kerridge ever since he ribbed Marcus Rashford about having to make burgers with the smol pixie [trigger warning - beans were rinsed in the making of these burgers]

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Sorry, very late to this but just to say the “sifting through coroners reports” thing is so grim. Trying to claw back favour by casually insinuating she helps the dead. What use is reading through coroners reports like some macabre hobby? Leave dead people alone ffs, they aren’t part of your crusade. If you want to actually help poor people a good start would be to stop pretending to be one. 🙄
 
She surely isnt expecting sb to have cold showers? At least boil a large pan of water or kettle on the stove and wash that way. God my grandparents who had literally no means of hot water other than that, managed to have hot water and they werw destitute. So much my great nan went to a workhouse (early 1900s) for a while. ( this was beforw she married my grandad, who was a binman)
 
Marjoried said:
Sorry, very late to this but just to say the “sifting through coroners reports” thing is so grim. Trying to claw back favour by casually insinuating she helps the dead. What use is reading through coroners reports like some macabre hobby? Leave dead people alone ffs, they aren’t part of your crusade. If you want to actually help poor people a good start would be to stop pretending to be one. 🙄
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also they cant riot
 
Marjoried said:
Sorry, very late to this but just to say the “sifting through coroners reports” thing is so grim. Trying to claw back favour by casually insinuating she helps the dead. What use is reading through coroners reports like some macabre hobby? Leave dead people alone ffs, they aren’t part of your crusade. If you want to actually help poor people a good start would be to stop pretending to be one. 🙄
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I think Jack is reading the Prevention of Future Deaths website, pretending she has access to exclusive Coroner information, when in fact it's in the public domain.
 
Satisfying Click said:
I think Jack is reading the Prevention of Future Deaths website, pretending she has access to exclusive Coroner information, when in fact it's in the public domain.
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Thanks, it sounded odd as if she had some in-depth medical knowledge and was sent coroner reports from morgues around the country by courier to give expert advice or something. She always has to have her ego front and centre.
 
The whole argument of maybe you dont like or sick of it, as anyone heard of swapping?

Im sure if youre living a deprived area then perhaps your neighbours will also have parcels so you can exhange a tin of hoops for something you do like.

Also just because your kids don't like it doesn't mean you can't have them. My kids dont like stuff doesnt stop me eating it, people do make up some shite.
 
MoreViolence said:
She is replying to a account which I can’t see. I don’t know if she deleted a tweet or the account deleted itself I need context View attachment 1476998 q

Also. Glad they have finally discovered the rinsing of spaghetti hoops 😭.
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It's the account that went viral sharing Jacks rinsed hoops recipe. They've had to lock their account due to flying monkey attacks.
 
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