Jack Monroe #351 Nobody should be donating to a character from a Pulp song

[Clarends]

You're not my older sister are you? The Sunday night bath and imperial leather thing happened in my household too.

And in mine. I was the youngest and had the bath first that's why my sibs all hate me. Well they don't hate me but they remember. And yet my oldest sib had a baby book all filled in. Not me.

Families are complicated.

On topic nothing yet in the press. Are they still scared of her?

 

[Russian Doll]

Thread title words courtesy of a squig in the wild, nominated by dear heart @Falkor @Lazarus and tender one, @Russian Doll. Your prize will be kindly donated by strangers on the internet, whenever the tight fisted moaners cough up.

Wiki is the pink button at the top (in case you wonder who TD is, or a Viggle)
Say “thread title nomination” when you’re nominating and don’t do a swear in them

We never thought the day would come- the grift has been exposed, the twitter tide is turning, no amount of ~misused~ grammatical devices or saying how tired, so very tired she is can save her now!

Also Alice Evans got hit with a 3 year Domestic Violence Restraining Order, also covering social media!

My first title! Major love to the squiggle who Novak Nailed the title and who is STILL going
Much thankos to my canal noms.

Now fuck off xx

 

[AnnRKey]

On topic nothing yet in the press. Are they still scared of her?

You just read my mind, was wondering the very same thing! Surely someone has to jump on it?

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Frauen, Herren, if you go to the replies of this tweet in the Awfully Molly thread…

Someone has posted screenshots of slumlord grandad’s probate

I know it’s been mentioned here but it’s shocking to see it in black and white. Two things:

1 - I’ve never had a grandparent who owned property (lol) so never had this issue but is that total just the cash he has left or does it include the value of his properties?

2 - this is definitely Jack’s villain origin story. I would bet ~£1.8 million~ that her dad told her she couldn’t have any inheritance until she pulled herself up by the bootstraps to show she was capable of managing it and boom, a monster.

 

[Limey]

She is absolutely incapable of learning. It's like when you get a wasp in the house and no matter what you do to guide it through the wide open window it insists on battering itself off the glass.

I think you'll find her 4 and A HALF GCSEs prove otherwise.

 

[gardenbox]

Newbie, appalled by the JM twitter threads. In shock, are the claims true?
Did a quick Google and found out ‘on a bootstrap limited’ has been dissolved by companies house as a compulsory strike off. It can no longer legally trade, including raising funds and selling assets. It’s bank account will also be frozen and all assets now belong to the crown.
So are the funds raised via PayPal and patreon and other funding streams:
1) gifts
2) income as a sole trader
3) income to the now dissolved ‘on a bootstrap limited’ and thus illegal?

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

“Jack .. is an endless barrel of fun”. They can’t be serious?

To be fair ….. she is now !!! we are well and truly laughing cos she seems to want to go on and on with the lies but it’s causing massive lols on Tattle especially those of us who’ve long been praying for a knock down. She’s absolute scum, she is a pretender, a con artist and she deserves to be cancelled. She should be reevaluating her pathetic no life and start again.

 

[moldwarp]

The sad part is, she’s unaware of why this has happened. In her head, she’s done one of her great pov essays and for some reason, it’s getting backlash. Normally when she does one, people praise her. She’s unable to comprehend that people are tired, so very tired of her quavering voice and despairing humblebrags about sleeping on a sofa and selling all her stuff. Repeating the same shite for ten years wears down the sympathy and increases the suspicion and she can’t see it. She wants a headpat for doing a wee in her potty as usual.

Oh no, I think she knows fine well. She’d be a lot more outraged in her defence if she didn’t. She knows the game is up but is trying to hold out by being selective in her replies and trying to whip up tribal hatred with the transphobia dog whistling. It’s cynical as hell.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

On topic nothing yet in the press. Are they still scared of her?

The threats and breadcrumbing about her MH I expect do work quite well to make decent/savvy journalists afraid of publishing an article on her.

“I’d posted about severely struggling with my MH, self-harm and PTSD and then That Paper posted the exposé on me and it tipped me over the edge, kicked me while I was already down being attacked by the TERFs and I…”

I’m not sure the grift is on a scale that one worth their salt and capable of writing a decent takedown of her is going to take that risk. Which is entirely Jack’s intention.

 

[RaeRae]

Newbie, appalled by the JM twitter threads. In shock, are the claims true?
Did a quick Google and found out ‘on a bootstrap limited’ has been dissolved by companies house as a compulsory strike off. It can no longer legally trade, including raising funds and selling assets. It’s bank account will also be frozen and all assets now belong to the crown.
So are the funds raised via PayPal and patreon and other funding streams:
1) gifts
2) income as a sole trader
3) income to the now dissolved ‘on a bootstrap limited’ and thus illegal?

She always claims her twitter is her work account. Her "essays" with the tip jar at the end could be considered work I suppose. This could get very messy for her indeed.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Hunger Hurts 2: The Difficult Second Album.

 

[RaeRae]

I'm genuinely surprised how many people on twitter still think she's an absolute "treasure", won't read the criticism and think she's getting criticism because she's poor.

 

[Lazarus]

I’m on page one. I’d just like to jump forward and say that no horses were harmed on account of me losing a tenner bet yesterday. My wee glue factory ‘joke’ was not meant to be malicious. I’m an animal lover as much as most of the fraus here!

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

Newbie, appalled by the JM twitter threads. In shock, are the claims true?
Did a quick Google and found out ‘on a bootstrap limited’ has been dissolved by companies house as a compulsory strike off. It can no longer legally trade, including raising funds and selling assets. It’s bank account will also be frozen and all assets now belong to the crown.
So are the funds raised via PayPal and patreon and other funding streams:
1) gifts
2) income as a sole trader
3) income to the now dissolved ‘on a bootstrap limited’ and thus illegal?

She's going to treat them as 1 and avoid the shit out of tax.

Probably, allegedly etc etc.

 

[moldwarp]

Newbie, appalled by the JM twitter threads. In shock, are the claims true?
Did a quick Google and found out ‘on a bootstrap limited’ has been dissolved by companies house as a compulsory strike off. It can no longer legally trade, including raising funds and selling assets. It’s bank account will also be frozen and all assets now belong to the crown.
So are the funds raised via PayPal and patreon and other funding streams:
1) gifts
2) income as a sole trader
3) income to the now dissolved ‘on a bootstrap limited’ and thus illegal?

Welcome! Gifts, I think. She’s been getting them for a few years, giving nothing in return in terms of Patreon content. Frauen have estimated an income of several thousands a month, conservatively.

Frauen I just read that Nokia blog and LOL at her boast that she has…a custom stab vest. CUSTOM, no less. Policewomen don’t get that, it’s one size which is designed for men, compressing their breasts, restricting breathing and inadequately protecting them. But OUR JACKIE is so special that SHE gets a custome one.

did she find it in a puddle?

 

[Lazarus]

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Doesn't barbecue sauce get its sweet-stickiness from ... sugar?

Diet soda's just going to stay watery, and make the whole mess taste weirdly metallic. Don't tell people "the diet version works as well".

The second square is basically Jack trying to be Nigella.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

You just read my mind, was wondering the very same thing! Surely someone has to jump on it?

It's very odd. We hand someone the scoop of their life on a plate, and...

 

[StringyMango]

Morning Frauen!
What a ride!
By nature I am a sceptical and suspicious Frau and didn't like the concept of chatrooms/forums at all.I was so lucky to read the Limegoss article and find the canal. Anyone's guess what will happen now, but it's been a privilege and an honour to meet you all in cyberspace.

 

[houseofhoop]

My first title! Major love to the squiggle who Novak Nailed the title and who is STILL going
Much thankos to my canal noms.

Now fuck off xx

Shan’t

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

The threats and breadcrumbing about her MH I expect do work quite well to make decent/savvy journalists afraid of publishing an article on her.

“I’d posted about severely struggling with my MH, self-harm and PTSD and then That Paper posted the exposé on me and it tipped me over the edge, kicked me while I was already down being attacked by the TERFs and I…”

I’m not sure the grift is on a scale that one worth their salt and capable of writing a decent takedown of her is going to take that risk. Which is entirely Jack’s intention.

I fully expect deflection using this or the threat of an alcoholic relapse as a shield AND paint Tattlers, MN ‘ers and the twitter thread account as evil, lying bullies in one slick move.

But it is wonderful to see so many sensible people calling out her lies, subterfuges and grifting. This is going to have a definite impact on any future grifting attempts for sure. Praise beans!