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[Alansbigplate]

 

[Blurp]

The interruption thing is an ADHD/self regulation problem to be fair. I'm getting better at it but I stop myself and apologise and allow the other person to speak.

Same, babe. I have to try to bite my tongue not to jump in all the time. And apologise.

 

[AmTellinYa]

Wow! Amazing feat, being able to do this in *checks watch* 2 days?? And with a fucked up mouth an' all!

So what she means is she's realised (by reading here) how tit she is with facetune taking chunks out of her body to appear thinner than she really is. Ta da by magic after being unable to talk or eat for 6 days she's put pounds ON.

 

[Silver Linings]

She mentioned here that she’d been talking to a friend on the phone, which was wednesday, also she then refilmed lockdown larder while off her tits which was weds still. She spoke to the man who approached her in Asda on saturday before she burst her lip () 6 days?

 

[NP]

I think she should do some presenter training before she embarks on anything similar In the future.

She booked herself in for TV presenter training in 2018. And linked to her Paypal on Twitter asking for donations so she could make a pilot.

 

[Blurp]

Not sure if mentioned already (I'm low level Grunking from page 15 so just popping into current time) but The Batch Lady has done kids lunches for £15 for This Morning. Nothing groundbreaking but perfectly nice, easy food.

The Batch Lady's meal plan: Five lunches for three children for £15

Plan and make five tasty children's lunches for three, for £15 - including a tasty pasta bake and bagels with ham and cucumber

www.itv.com

And I'd eat those too. Unlike Jack's food. Well, maybe not the meat bits.

 

[Pocahontas]

Oh dear

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Oh, for duck’s sake, duck off.

(not you, of course, Marmite )

 

[Silver Linings]

bleeping hell.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

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bleeping hell.

So they worked now then

 

[GrunkaLunka]

It's all just bleeping lies and sob stories. What a pointless, waste of time she is.

 

[Silver Linings]

By the time they kicked in thanks to her tolerance would have been the time she whipped her shirt off because she was hot bored.

 

[AmTellinYa]

She mentioned here that she’d been talking to a friend on the phone, which was wednesday, also she then refilmed lockdown larder while off her tits which was weds still. She spoke to the man who approached her in Asda on saturday before she burst her lip () 6 days?

Dammit where is Jimmy Djokovic?!

 

[Blurp]

Yes I did, I tried to click like but I couldn't. About the married squaddie who was two faced

Wot? Here?!

 

[BeingMyrtle]

This is not the mouth of someone with a 50p sized sore down to the nerve View attachment 168122 q

should someone mention the tiny black fleck in her eye? Whatever could that be?? A piece of hot coal from her firefighting days? The head of a pin from a needlework accident? A rare, Greek congenital condition?
I'm genuinely concerned



oh, hang on.
no I'm not.

 

[GrunkaLunka]

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bleeping hell.

She looked on here, saw the screenshots and realised she forgot to fake her injury today.

 

[help i need some help!]

Wow! Amazing feat, being able to do this in *checks watch* 2 days?? And with a fucked up mouth an' all!

My thoughts exactly. she must have been on intravenous cooking oil.

 

[choccydigestive]

Please may I remind you, bbq queens, that I *definitely* could have got Nigella, but I stood firm with my behind-the-scenes crew, and chose you instead! It was simply, the right thing to do!

And the most patronising!

 

[Fitnessqueen]

is this a haiku?



in her own house

I didn’t have to think of a proper haiku - too much Grunka-ing to do!

 

[Silver Linings]

She looked on here, saw the screenshots and realised she forgot to fake her injury today.

Yes she absolutely did.

 

[Cbacooking]

Considering the actual lack of cooking that went on she didn’t have to wash-up much.

Christ, those IG Stories are utter cringe. Throughout lockdown I‘ve watched chefs, comedians and TV presenters do shows from home on social media. None have created such a song and dance after to pat themselves on the back. Whoever at Hellman’s is behind this show much be cringing at her trying to turn this into a one-woman show that she hasn’t needed completely babysitting throughout.

But she probably practised three recipes at least three times