Jack Monroe #346 *taps the sign* The #VimesBootsIndex doesn’t exist!

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Welcome to thread 346, and congratulations to @Griftymcgriftface for the winning title nomination and @Mogmog and @Limey for the words.
ETA. You all win a spite glitterball!

if you’re new, please have a look at the wiki, pink button up there.

Would anyone like to do a recap? We are mid-chaos as Jack has said she will let her 12 year old on her own Twitter “for work”.


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Previous thread here -

Jack Monroe #345 I've had to mute that Bootstrap fella

New thread title courtesy of a squig, nominated by @Boyo your prize, some thrupenny crumble nuts and some thumbprint conkers wiki is the pink button at the top when nominating thread title, please use #thread title no swears please 😇 Thumblina Peapod was a PIA but whats new please feel free...
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Ohhh…. A thread title for me and @Mogmog and @Limey just when she starts a nighttime chaos. What a treat!

she is awful about this whole twitter SB thing.

Also just curious. I was asking on previous thread but someone told me years ago that pet food had to be fit for humans because homeless people would eat it? Is that an urban myth? Not trying to be offensive/inappropriate as it was something I never questioned at the time. I do think it is a bit unhinged why someone living in a massive 3/4 million pound house would be talking about though.
 
She's made several batches of dusty nut puck 'cookies' and announced Thursdays are Cookie Day ☹. Which is very upsetting. Because I like Thursdays.

She jumped into a good friends pool/paddling pool/bucket fully clothed, swigging squash and all their limbs were deliciously squished and entangled. Everyone laughed and clapped. Such fun.
 
Don’t know if it was mentioned on the previous thread, but it’s revealing and insightful as to how her new working relationship with her son will be when she seems to have proclaimed her own tasks as “The Hard Work” (why capitals??) which would stand to reason that his own tasks will have been deemed easy, or otherwise manageable. The revealing bit is the tasks listed were basically her Patreon commitments which, as we all know, she hasn’t herself managed to follow through on for months.

Some boss.
 
I mentioned that she hadn't talked about the cost of feeding a puppy in the last thread, and lo and behold, grunking Jack just had to go full coco crazy nuts about it.

Stop eating pet food, it's not human grade consumption safe you bleeping moron. I don't like you, Jack, but stop making yourself potentially ill (and definitely making yourself looks crazy) by eating pet food.
 
nah, it's complete bullshit that she's handing over her account to sb. it's another attempt at, "you can't be mean to me! i have a son!"

also, i can't be the only one here who's ever tried pet food. it tastes of nothing, it's no wonder they all just lick off the jelly/gravy! and dreamies are a very bland version of cheese moments! (i was curious!)
 
Limey said:
Remember when the Polis did a welfare check BEFORE she started claiming she eats pet food and has put her pre teen son to work running her social media?

#interventionneeded #again
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This is the absolute madness she wants to expose her son to?

I'd love to know what he has screen shot lately to feel proud of her. It's the pre-teen dinner whatsapp group all over again.
 
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competed it mate…

He could do loads which don’t need him to actually be online. He could type up ‘recipes’ and organise photos for her to put up later.
What about pretending to make content for the most unfixable website in the history of all time?
There is zero reason for her to be in her Twitter for any reason. Or she’s lying.
 
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