Jack Monroe #344 344%

[Kittypops]

Suddenly, it all makes sense now:

Angel Number 344 Meaning: Healing Process

Angel number 344 is a message from the divine realm that you have to assume those negative things people say about you in life.

www.sunsigns.org

 

[Sideboard Bob]

@HotesTilaire you called this back in May, but will your other prediction come true??

 

[KebabGirl]

Happy 344th, lads!

It's been 137 days since we were promised an aneurysm. Still waiting Jack. My lights are on and I'm toot tooting!

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

In January, I bought a carrot, it cost a penny. Today, I bought a carrot and it cost me £3.44, big maffs Jack

 

[colouredlines]

@HotesTilaire you called this back in May, but will your other prediction come true??



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My DREAM is that wannabe Frau @Jack_M comes back and at the same time Twitter wanker RussInCheshire makes an account to defend himself and they're both mithering away about needing a piss and a sandwich and then they fall in love and it's the first Tattle wedding and we all get to buy new hats (pigskin for most, stretchy hummus artificial pigskin for the vegans - sorry lads but I don't make the rules, I just live by them).

I am furiously manifesting as we speak.

 

[Mrs Peel]

Jack riot, I wanna riot
Jack riot, a riot of my own
Jack riot, I wanna riot
Jack riot, a riot of my own
All the power's in the hands
Of Tories who just snicker
While I walk the street
Yellow as my nightmeat sticker
Non-Thorpe Bay residents gotta lot of problems
But they aren't looking solemn
I went to grammar school
Where Barb said "Not my bleeping problem"
And everybody's doing
Just what they're told to
And nobody wants
To go to jail
Jack riot etc

happy 344 day toot toot!

Oh gawd, this is beautiful! Next up - The Guns of Thorpe Bay

 

[Pavlova]

"Hullo hullo, is that the crappy bungalow?"...

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

@HotesTilaire you called this back in May, but will your other prediction come true??

I knew someone else came up with the thread title and I was just reminding people of it, but couldn't remember who. So Hotes, please have my half GCSE.

And thanks to the Very Bad Idea for inspiration. Has it really only been 6 months since Jack revolutionised... her own income from the squigs?

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[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Oh gawd, this is beautiful! Next up - The Guns of Thorpe Bay

This has already been taken to it's logical conclusion, as it samples The Clash and the lyrics fit perfectly for a certain slop goblin (I know there is a deeper meaning but taking them at face value):

 

[Moon Face]

just capturing the 344% origin as a screenshot at the top of this thread before she deletes it

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She really is a patronising wotsit isn't she, talking about precious microwave meals.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'd rather have a microwave meal any day rather than a bowl of Slopgruel. Or should I say.....a bowel...of Slopgruel

 

[Moon Face]

I'd rather have a microwave meal any day rather than a bowl of Slopgruel. Or should I say.....a bowel...of Slopgruel

At least the Wiltshire Farm Foods very soft food actually looks like a meal, she could learn a thing or two from them.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Jack's caught up with last thread.

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Put your together for ‘The Secret Drug Addict’ Twitter person who as we speak may still be on the phone with Jack, two hours and counting.

 

[Ablemabel]

Am furiously grunking, so may have missed it. But On a Bootstrap Ltd is now showing as dissolved.

 

[hellosailor⚓]

Put your together for ‘The Secret Drug Addict’ Twitter person who as we speak may still be on the phone with Jack, two hours and counting.

He's a twit. Wouldn't be surprised if he was taking the piss out of Jack.

 

[Ostapbender]

Am furiously grunking, so may have missed it. But On a Bootstrap Ltd is now showing as dissolved.

Toot toot?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

He's a twit. Wouldn't be surprised if he was taking the piss out of Jack.

Oh totally. Remember not long ago he “congratulated“ Jack on her one year of recovery first thing in the morning before she announced it herself?

 

[Phillipa78]

I'd rather have a microwave meal any day rather than a bowl of Slopgruel. Or should I say.....a bowel...of Slopgruel

Its transit through the large intestine would be brief, yet violent.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Am furiously grunking, so may have missed it. But On a Bootstrap Ltd is now showing as dissolved.

Jack did not want to publish her accounts, did she!