Jack Monroe #340 Not a professional account
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Valiofthedolls
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PS- who’s taking care of the boisterous puppy while you sadfish on the internet, you self indulgent arse?!
Amanda Lin
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Her publisher on seeing this tweet and realising she IS STILL writing about radishes with paper and a pen and not using track changes like they had agreed.
Marmalade Atkins
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auntylil
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My poor mother (almost 90) struggles with the remnants of a broken shoulder, definitely CAN'T lift her arm to wash her hair, put rollers in, brush it properly, shower properly etc etc, and she doesn't moan and whine like this stupid cow! That's why her remarks have made me so angry! She needs to speak with (not to!) people who are really suffering, perhaps then she'd sit up and realise she ISN'T as badly off as she tells everyone she is! bleeping victim!
(Sorry, she's made me mad...need to go out into the sunshine again to cool off now!) 
KebabGirl
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So SB isn't there then...
What performative nonsense. No-one would have noticed her hair if she hadn't pointed it out. Thought the book was handed in, or are there that many spelling mistakes / utter crap it needs redoing?
Boyo
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It’s quite touching that even while sadfishing/norks outing/“editing”/sunbathing, she still makes time to grunk…
Marmalade Atkins
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CausticYoda
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I joined my new local library today and was delighted to find a MASSIVE cookery section. Plenty of Miguel, Nadiya, That Man, Marcus, Bosh, Gordon, MOB, Yotam etc.
I searched and searched for the smol pixie’s tomes. Eventually found Tin Can’t Cook hidden round the other side, guess all the others were on loan.
I searched and searched for the smol pixie’s tomes. Eventually found Tin Can’t Cook hidden round the other side, guess all the others were on loan.
Boyo
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Was it in “Fiction”?I joined my new local library today and was delighted to find a MASSIVE cookery section. Plenty of Miguel, Nadiya, That Man, Marcus, Bosh, Gordon, MOB, Yotam etc.
I searched and searched for the smol pixie’s tomes. Eventually found Tin Can’t Cook hidden round the other side, guess all the others were on loan.
SlopAmbsase
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duck me, she’s going to be severely peri/menopausal for the next 25 bleeping years, isn’t she?
Marmalade Atkins
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Valiofthedolls
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OMG she is the Anti-Sali “Not there yet” Hughes!
ETA:
Don’t forget about the premature baby-hands that are SEVERELY too small for your hand-skin, Jack!!! #NobodyKnowsTheTroubleShe’sSeen
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Boogs
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Interesting that she has gone from trying to make a baby to peri menopausal in the space of a couple of weeks when she is only in her mid 30s. There really is nothing that this woman will not claim to have.
Marmalade Atkins
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Griftymcgriftface
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Hang on though, how many final edits does this book need?
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Boogs
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You think she will walk the dog?
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