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Jack's ex-OHs (according to Jack who as we all know is medically incapable of lying):
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Have a lovely afternoon, pal.
 
threeSMEGfridges said:
If I hadn’t already been peaked on Jacks crap this would have done it.

literally starving but MAMMY makes roast dinner EVERY Sunday and BACK THEN no one walked a a plate round to them? BUT NOW her brother is sent round.

speculation- her family estrangement during the poverty was due to her being a massive dick to everyone, possibly fuelled by alcohol and being a ?tit mum and being called out.

I speculate, if course

bleeping off now….
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It's only a few weeks back that Wacko said she was feeding the in-laws EVERY SUNDAY, it's no wonder lil ole Harold (sorry, can't even think the word Harold without saying 'Arold! 'Arold! ...if you know, you know;) 😁 ) LEFT. Did her mammy suddenly stop providing her with roast dinners at that point in time?

I know I'm being pedantic, but her out of context and over/misuse of the ~tilde~ is just ridiculous and really grinds my gears! She used it around "I" but it makes literally - and forensically - no sense! Is she saying, as per the explanation below, that she is an approximation of I? Or does she have Portuguese in her bones as well as ALLLLL the other nationalities?
  • an accent (~) placed over Spanish n when pronounced ny (as in señor ) or Portuguese a or o when nasalized (as in São Paulo ), or over a vowel in phonetic transcription, indicating nasalization.
  • a symbol similar to a tilde used in mathematics and logic to indicate negation, inversion, etc.
  • In informal writing, a tilde is sometimes used before a number to mean “about” or “approximately.” For example, a sentence that reads I think my dog weighs ~20 pounds means I think my dog weighs about/around 20 pounds. This usage is likely based on the math usage of the tilde symbol to mean an approximate equivalency.
See, published-author Jack? NO SENSE! LITERALLY

BIB - strangely, that bit does work for Jack 👃👃👃

Morning all!:coffee:
 
Nottonightbabe said:
Ah I was just playing dear heart Poca. I am indifferent towards the walrus.

Did we get this yesterday? In response to her taking the piss out of Rishi's pythag stance and height. She's up and liking things btw, was also still up and liking things around 2am as well.

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duck off Jack, you aren't extremely short, your declared height is pretty much average
 
Jack's tilde abuse is straight out of the Myspace era, and as a former teenage Livejournaller I kind of love it.

BTW I'm still mulling over the dressing like a lesbian thing. Obviously there is no official lesbian dress code, but...well, I suppose the stereotype that would come to mind is butch, and Jack doesn't dress that way? She did a bit many years ago, when she had short hair and was the most lesbian lesbian ever to have lesbianed, but those days are long gone, and the last time she showed off her famous masculine aesthetic it was with a cable knit jumper.

Unless pig skin hats and expensive pastel jumpers are particularly sapphic and I am unaware of this, I would almost suspect that Jack herself made the comment? Like, "Ooh look out Harold, I dress like a lesbian, no one will think we're together?"
 
Nottonightbabe said:
Ah I was just playing dear heart Poca. I am indifferent towards the walrus.

Did we get this yesterday? In response to her taking the piss out of Rishi's pythag stance and height. She's up and liking things btw, was also still up and liking things around 2am as well.

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Her height, like her tit tattoos, is another of her personality traits.
 
Moneypenny’sfreedom said:
So, the forensic and yawn making performance shopping lists she displays and she doesn’t have plain flour? You know that ingredient, which Is hard to source and easy to overlook.🤔

Anyone would think she isn’t a cook at all!

Where did the word grunk/ grunking come from?
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There was a member called GrunkaLunka who managed to get through a lot of threads in a short space of time. I believe they got far too busy with baby Grunkas, but their name lives on.
 
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