Jack Monroe #34 Medicine won't lift her gloom. Lady doc says Facetune!

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Just wanna say ... I was there that day, that fateful day when she dropped in .. and then went for a piss and a sandwich, ok? And then came back, even though she had WORK to do.
It was epic. I asked her stupid questions and she bloody well answered them.

Do I regret neglecting my work and kids that day? I am slightly ashamed to say I DO NOT.

Fun fact: I wrote about Top Gun in my dissertation on gay subtext in cinema.
 
Here is my offering as an hômage to The Bard of Southend.

A Grateful Nation Speaks (Title).

From Pontefract to Norwich
They give thanks for chicken porridge.
From Epping to East Sheen
They now love to rinse a bean
And in Tunbridge Wells make no mistake
They all now gorge on mayo cake
And I have heard that in Doncaster
It's all the rage to eat raw pasta
And in the Outer Hebrides
They scoff ovary bursting anchovies

I think it is quite fair to say
That brave Jack M has saved the day
And as a nation it's only fair we
Ask are we grateful? Yes ABSOLUTELY.
 
choccydigestive said:
Ermmmmmm this is Edward Enninful, I mentioned him last night here when talking about men knowing what lipstick was and how to use it :eek:
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Ahhh! She walks among us still. Your comment in all its glory...

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Jelly Bean said:
Here is my offering as an hômage to The Bard of Southend.

A Grateful Nation Speaks (Title).

From Pontefract to Norwich
They give thanks for chicken porridge.
From Epping to East Sheen
They now love to rinse a bean
And in Tunbridge Wells make no mistake
They all now gorge on mayo cake
And I have heard that in Doncaster
It's all the rage to eat raw pasta
And in the Outer Hebrides
They scoff ovary bursting anchovies

I think it is quite fair to say
That brave Jack M has saved the day
And as a nation it's only fair we
Ask are we grateful? Yes ABSOLUTELY.
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This is a stunning piece, could we get all of these poems together in a Google Doc, anyone? There's a book here!! However I'm a little upset at Northern Ireland being left out of this particular poem, we've all been enjoying Jack's amazing invention of eggs beat up in a cup with salt pepper and butter. It is weird that my Granny's Granny's Granny knew about it too. Must've left her secret recipe book to Jack.
 
antisocialmedia said:
She wants her ex to miss the pussy 😅
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Her ex must feel like she has won the life lottery being free of her. I'm sorry but after a breakup would I duck let my ex know I was losing the plot. The world sees one side of you after a breakup.. your best !! Cry into your sideboard if you must, but make sure your alone ! (Spoiler .. I don't actually have a sideboard so I'm fucked)

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DinosaurSenior said:
I was back at work today, and mentioned to a colleague that I was going to have to Grunka through the huge load of emails in the inbox. She's not a Tattler...but she knew what I meant.

Just how long will it be before "Grunkaing" becomes common parlance....like Googling?😂
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How on earth did she know? 😂 or did she do a me and nod knowledgably even when I know duck all...oh god, is that totally a jack thing? 😬
 
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