Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[moldwarp]

Does it not occur to her that aside from anything else, this is deeply unprofessional?

professionalism? Jack doesn’t know her.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I also think it's a bit tit of her tbh. Oh only LEFT last week, I mean wasn't he amazing and all that shiz, I'm sorry but if my Oh left me it would take me more than a week to go on a dating site. I would be gutted!

Also was Harold right and she is too damaged, because surely during this time she should be working on herself and healing?! I don't get it.

 

[hellosailor⚓]

The replies from male squigs is interesting, makes me wonder if their fandom is motivated by fancying her. Defo. Blokes are basic like that (Herren excepted). She'll probably meet her next Harold on twitter off the back of this fishing trip.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

YOU ARE THE COMMON DENOMINATOR IN YOUR FAILED RELATIONSHIPS JACK

 

[Geetbo]

Slightly bitter that Tinder Swindler part II didn’t get the thread title it deserved. Might make a spite filled trifle this evening.

Babe, same. Let’s have a little chaos to teach these mithering ninnies a lesson.

 

[NellieBoo]

YOU ARE THE COMMON DENOMINATOR IN YOUR FAILED RELATIONSHIPS JACK

Quite.

If you meet an hole in the morning, you met an hole. Meet them all day and you're the hole.

 

[moldwarp]

The replies from male squigs is interesting, makes me wonder if their fandom is motivated by fancying her. Defo. Blokes are basic like that (Herren excepted). She'll probably meet her next Harold on twitter off the back of this fishing trip.

I have always suspected that her most slavish and dim witted flying monkeys are middle aged Bernie bros/ brocialists teetering on the edge of inceldom. The kind of bros who divide their time between making r*pe threats to JK Rowling and pleasuring themselves to pics of AOC, and Jack.

she lost a good bunch of them over her Corbyn fiasco, but like cockroaches, they came crawling back and are now frantically reviving their dormant Twitter accounts.

 

[Emmapism]

I met my fella online

This catch up has genuinely filled me with delight

 

[Mrs Peel]

She's going to be steaming when she finds out that there's a private/members only Tinder for 'celebrities' called Tinder Select.

The problem is, you have to be nominated by a Select member, or invited by Tinder. Neither of which I assume will be happening.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I’d live for her getting with a medical professional tbh. Two of my best mates are a GP and a physio. They’re both fantastic, compassionate people but they’re incredibly solutions-orientated. Can you imagine Jack lying, clawing at the floor and wailing, in whatever vicious pain she claims and they’d be like “what’s up?”:

“It’s my RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS playing up again. Also I have a 50p sized hole in my cheek. Also I am probably having some kind of seizure. Also I am autistic so I’m probably having a bit of MELTDOWN”

Honestly people who deal with actual sick people all day are not going to have time for that tit. Other than the obvious narc revenge because of what Harold said (which, by the way, LOL. Chapeau, Harold) my best guess is that she’s drug-seeking.

She clearly really struggles with her identity and self worth in relation to her spouse (of the moment). It’s either a power struggle eg LJC and the abusive email on how to cook/snide comments about her ruining her tv debut or patronising “deliciously ordinary” for those she deems lesser than her.

The reality of a relationship or a marriage with someone in a demanding job (as a medic’s would be?) isn’t the most equitable. You have to make concessions in your career and social life to pick up the slack at home and/or support their schedule.

She can’t bear to admit that she doesn’t actually do anything other than sleep in til midday and tweet, so she won’t be happy with the expectation that she’ll be the one to do the household admin. She honestly thinks she’s a dazzling star and it’s all beneath her dahlings

 

[TankGirl]

I went on one internet date once (about 9 years ago) where we went out for a drink at a lovely pub. As I excused myself to go to the bathroom and stood up the person I was with said "Ooh!" Fumbled in their bag and slid a sandwich bag across the table towards me asking if I could catch a poo for them.
Unsurprisingly I left and never dated that way again.

I have just weed myself …. That is worse that the worst date I ever had … we arrived at a pub, marched past the bar, did not collect any kind of beverage on the way, straight up the stairs and literally locked in a dusty room … Fraus, I was held hostage in a funny smelling room for two hours. It was a ********* ************ POETRY EVENING WITH NO ******* ALCOHOL. Worst night ever. And it was my birthday. Thirty five years later and I still have a little weep about it …

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She'd never cope with someone whose career involves looking after people who are sicker than her. She'd not be able to stand it.

 

[ContentCrunch]

It’s not just Tesco.

Sainsbury’s are watching the povs too

Dont think about stealing midpriced instant coffee dear, bottom shelf mellow birds is for YOU

And absolutely don’t consider half inching any tonic for your baseline gin

Step back from the hipster pale ales they aren’t FOR YOU povs

 

[TankGirl]

Mind you, could have been worse, could have been an Evening With Jack Monroe complete with book signing

 

[hellosailor⚓]

I have always suspected that her most slavish and dim witted flying monkeys are middle aged Bernie bros/ brocialists teetering on the edge of inceldom. The kind of bros who divide their time between making r*pe threats to JK Rowling and pleasuring themselves to pics of AOC, and Jack.

she lost a good bunch of them over her Corbyn fiasco, but like cockroaches, they came crawling back and are now frantically reviving their dormant Twitter accounts.

100%

Edit 1: Sorry I tried to spoiler this but it hasn't worked! Please delete if it's too much.

Edit 2: I'm deleting the pic! Sorry for lowering the tone.

 

[Django]

SOMEONE ON THIS THREAD MUST BE ON TINDER
I used to do internet dating and met up with a bloke who knew that I worked in 'care'. Within minutes of meeting he rolled up a trouser leg and asked me to have a look at his knee

 

[Orphan_Black]

She'd never cope with someone whose career involves looking after people who are sicker than her. She'd not be able to stand it.

She's so maverick. Forget daddy issues like other girls, Jack has mummy ones!

 

[MistyWindows]

I’m grunking and have *egh* social commitments so can’t catch up right now, Tinder Jack has hit me right out of left field - oh wait she didn’t go?
‘Irish/Cypriot’ Jesus imagine that being the most interesting thing about you.
But, to be quite frank, did Jack not get the memo that people only use Tinder for a quick shag these days?! Mind you, the level of emotion intelligence I’ve seen on there would probably match our Sloppo’s.

SOMEONE ON THIS THREAD MUST BE ON TINDER
I used to do internet dating and met up with a bloke who knew that I worked in 'care'. Within minutes of meeting he rolled up a trouser leg and asked me to have a look at his knee

I probably still have my account, but I’m sorry I’m not sure I have the gall

 

[Mr Krabs]

I have always suspected that her most slavish and dim witted flying monkeys are middle aged Bernie bros/ brocialists teetering on the edge of inceldom. The kind of bros who divide their time between making r*pe threats to JK Rowling and pleasuring themselves to pics of AOC, and Jack.

she lost a good bunch of them over her Corbyn fiasco, but like cockroaches, they came crawling back and are now frantically reviving their dormant Twitter accounts.

You only have to look at the array of beards in Jack’s reply to know exactly the kind of boring bros who follow her. I think you’ve already summed them up pretty well.