Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

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Jack was uncharacteristically quiet which leads us to believe she is properly caring for Content. That or she binned her wi-fi router again.

Mere days after being rejected by Harold, she's on Tinder. God help the rich lesbians of Thorpe Bay.
 
Dying for everyone to catch up with today's developing news.
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I bet she’s only after men, she wants to cuck Harold.

She’ll delete these tweets once the narc supply has worn off, and whatever emotion she has that normal people experience as “embarrassment” begins to set in.

The replies from male squigs is interesting, makes me wonder if their fandom is motivated by fancying her.
 
Cack Conroe said:
The replies from male squigs is interesting, makes me wonder if their fandom is motivated by fancying her.
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Not only does hunger hurt, it makes your mind go all fuzzy. Save these poor Squigs, Dear Snickers.

(Jokes, all of Jack's fans are middle class do-gooders. Just doing enough to earn self awarded gold star stickers, whilst keeping the poors away. They don't go hungry themselves, they donate tinned prunes to the hungry instead.)
 
Onestorytoomany said:
If she thinks twitter is full of freaks she's in for a shock. I had a friend once get taken out by a bloke who asked her for oral sex, when she refused he whipped it out anyway and pleasured himself. That's one of the horror stories I have been told!
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I went on one internet date once (about 9 years ago) where we went out for a drink at a lovely pub. As I excused myself to go to the bathroom and stood up the person I was with said "Ooh!" Fumbled in their bag and slid a sandwich bag across the table towards me asking if I could catch a poo for them. 💩
Unsurprisingly I left and never dated that way again.
 
I’d live for her getting with a medical professional tbh. Two of my best mates are a GP and a physio. They’re both fantastic, compassionate people but they’re incredibly solutions-orientated. Can you imagine Jack lying, clawing at the floor and wailing, in whatever vicious pain she claims and they’d be like “what’s up?”:

“It’s my RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS playing up again. Also I have a 50p sized hole in my cheek. Also I am probably having some kind of seizure. Also I am autistic so I’m probably having a bit of MELTDOWN”

Honestly people who deal with actual sick people all day are not going to have time for that tit. Other than the obvious narc revenge because of what Harold said (which, by the way, LOL. Chapeau, Harold) my best guess is that she’s drug-seeking.


NellieBoo said:
I'm old and been with my OH for years. I'm thinking it's too long after this afternoon chaos where he flooded the kitchen 🙄. But isn't Tinder more for 'Hook ups' or whatever the young uns call it these days?
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Ostensibly yes but I met my husband on Tinder. He was originally a rebound, older hunk for a temporary fling before I moved cities but we only bloody went and fell in love.
 
I’m not sure Tinder is right for JM. She’s too conservative and straight edge to cope with dating as commodity. I think she’d be quite offended by the offer of a casual hook up as she’s very much an all-in relationship type person. Also as @heretoreaditall2019 mentioned, there’s her digital footprint to consider. I’d imagine that most Tinder users will Google interesting prospects before accepting. They’ll pretty much end up here. Unless she’s going for it under her real name.
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
Also on that squig - fancy your husband being that squig who sent a tweet saying oh if only I wasn’t old fat and balding and married? Like I’ll do for you with ur low standards wife but Jack Monroe? She needs a dream boat? Such a bizarre interaction!
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Men are weird.


StillLucilleBluth said:
Does it not occur to her that aside from anything else, this is deeply unprofessional?
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She treats twitter like Facebook messenger. Or a very locked down facebook profile. It's very odd.
 
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