Jack Monroe #326 You absolutely reek of bitterness, fantasy and too much time on your hands

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The Great Dane must have been pre-Poverty, back when her life was nice and stable. Not sure if it was:

* when she was a teenager moving (RENTED) house constantly to escape her stalker
* when she was in the fire service and also juggling 3 jobs
* when she was pregnant and having needles stuck in her

More likely a family pet. She has not had a dog at any point since her first blogs in 2012, at any rate.
 
This will scupper any other jaunts she will have as kennels are so expensive and are actually quite picky about the dog they keep. I know people who's dogs have been turned away. Dogs are a huge commitment and the commitment is 10+ years.
Yes to this. £40 a night for a dog sitter (including fees for the website).
i have been to a few sitters who have watched our dog once and wouldn’t watch him again. He’s clingy as hell, he howls when left alone, and he has a loud bark when he’s playing.
the sitter he goes to now, the £40 one, has had him a good ten times. Two of those visits, one 1x night and one 2x night were separate trial nights that I insisted upon before booking him in for a week because I couldn’t deal with the thought of being away and her texting to say he was too much hassle and wouldn’t take him again. Thankfully he’s fine there and it’s really great for socialising with the other dogs. Kennels are a subjective thing but I’d never put my dog in them. Done it once and he came back a nervous wreck.
Jack hasn’t a friend in the world, I simply do not know how she’ll make it to London for breakfast TV appearances with a dog ( how does she manage the school run on those days? 🙄🙄)
Dog sitter means she’ll have to put the pup into someone the night before as well, and many won’t take new pups.
Yeah. Great idea Jack.
 
All I can think about is that self satisfied tweet when she had the kitten and it needed the vet - “I’d like a referral to Fitzpatricks please”, because it was all about HER and getting on TV. It’s going to happen again isn’t it? :mad:
I was a bit naive and silly at that time and offered to pay for Sophie/Pretzel's vet bills. Hopefully the Graun/local press won't run with this nonsense again.
 
Hopefully she won’t be stupid enough to try to take the poor little thing to Glastonbury. From their site-


“Leave Pets at Home
Please don't bring your pets to Glastonbury. No animals are allowed onto the Festival site; it wouldn't be much fun for them anyway. People and vehicles entering the site are searched, and any animals found are impounded and housed off-site at the owners' expense.”
 
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Cooper is not fine with Content Dog. His facial expression is "what fresh hell is this?".

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What the actual fuckety duck?! Literally all of the advice about introducing dogs and cats is to let them have space for a least a week or two, then scent swap, then just visuals before introducing on a lead. Not just bung them in together while you’re holding a phone for twitter likes
 
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