Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY

[jenny2603]

A few more people have noticed now, expecting a hashtag at start up in 3..2..1..

Literally, tens of people are worried!

 

[JuliaGulia]

another squig's noticed! and has retweeted themselves to their one follower. which is very customer service

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I've been in a miserable heap on my bed with covid for the past couple of days, but for some reason this has really tickled me. Thank you for cheering me up (and for everything you do!)

 

[MancBee]

Except. He whisked her to Venice and spent a fortune on earrings. Took her to a country cottage and let her cook his family slop.

She must be tit hot in the sack if that's his definition of friends with benefits

Most folk would get sainsbury essentials wine and a night in a travelodge if they were lucky

But we've only got her words for the fact that he bought all that stuff for her. He isn't on SM so who is there to contradict her? She bought all that stuff herself and went away to Per Rialto on her own.

That or she will do things other girls wont.

 

[Orphan_Black]

But we've only got her words for the fact that he bought all that stuff for her. He isn't on SM so who is there to contradict her? She bought all that stuff herself and went away to Per Rialto on her own.

That or she will do things other girls wont.

Join the #OHtruthers. Harold never existed. Nope, never bought a dime of it. Her personality and lifestyle would send anyone for the hills. There never was an OH.

 

[Smeghead]

Join the #OHtruthers. Harold never existed. Nope, never bought a dime of it. Her personality and lifestyle would send anyone for the hills. There never was an OH.

We are a new but steadily growing group, often seen out with barely much on protecting the streets of Essex from roaming gangs of tree surgeons

 

[jenny2603]

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a pumble in the bin
Never knowing who to tweet to
When the tree came down
And I would've liked to know you
But I was just a ninny
Your Twitter burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Haunting new version of Candle in The Wind, from Sir Elton on this terrible day.

 

[Limey]

She’s probably off having a ‘sinus operation’ like old Boris.

*sniffs*

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Why does this remind me of Jack’s self timed bikini shots?

Well I know what’s going to be haunting my dreams tonight

 

[Orphan_Black]

We are a new but steadily growing group, often seen out with barely much on protecting the streets of Essex from roaming gangs of tree surgeons

Armed with our trusty Pumble-guns of course!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I'm too scared to start a new thread.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Lads, who's up for a bit of canal karaoke?
We must keep our spirits up...


Too soon?

 

[usefullyuseless]

TIMBERRRRR for next thread title?

 

[Hollaaa]

We need Fire Elmo for the p1 thread summary again.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I'm too scared to start a new thread.

 

[Ostapbender]

I think that I shall never see
A tree as lovely as Jack being quiet

 

[jenny2603]

Yes, the courts LOVE evasive behaviour like that and will award Jack six forever homes and a Strawberry Mivvi.

 

[Cack Conroe]

We’ve been overdue a Twitter deactivation for a while now. She’ll be back within a few weeks.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Hello officer
T Rolls better looking brother here Neighbourhood watch
There's been a murder
No. Jack Munroe wants to see if she can stop her landlady cutting a Bush down and throwing it in a skip
She's told everyone where her landlady lives and then flounced off twitter

Officer - not a bleeping gain.
I'm supposed to be off to Glasto this weekend and I don't need the drama

N Watch - laughs like muttley

 

[Veronicaaa]

We’ve been overdue a Twitter deactivation for a while now. She’ll be back within a few weeks.

Weeks! We should be so lucky. She'll be back in a matter of hours / days, unfortunately.

 

[Pavlova]

Would you like me to start a new thread? If so, I am a newbie though so bear with me