Jack Monroe #318 I lie - for a living!

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Cack Conroe said:
Bullshit has she worked in a brothel. Where does she squeeze that in in her already-packed timeline? It can't have been during the Poverty when she went for a week at a time without seeing another human being, and SB was supposedly living with her.

If she did work in a brothel during the Poverty, would that not be benefit fraud? Pre- and post-poverty don't make sense because she was wealthy.
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She claimed it was 2013. I had assumed she meant street corners. Brothel suggests something more formal, which would surely have clashed with her full-time job as a trainee reporter at the Southend Echo? Great Take A Break story though.

She ALSO claimed (anonymously, in her Buzzfeed bit about being a DV victim) that it was before she got pregnant. The Before Times were great, eh?
 
Oh no. We’re reaching a bumhole and bollock sausage candle attempt, everyone RUN FOR YOU LIVES!


I went through a phase of trying to save the leftover wax in candles to make new ones (using the cleaned out jars though because I’m not a thicko), firstly you freeze the wax and it chips right out (how I clean them out for recycling), secondly surely everyone knows that candle wicks are coated?! And third, and most importantly I can ensure you that it’s a massive waste of everyone’s time
 
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Neither the brothel nor the newspaper paid very well - she had to steal food to survive!

(BTW there are many inconsistencies with when she claims to have attempted suicide, but I won't go into them. Needless to say, she's lying.)
 
BlendedSlop said:
I have too many questions. Is she making these candles for the street party she and possibly Harold have been invited to? Do they smell like cum (and if so, what the hell has she put in them)? Why is she now talking about making chicken and sausage scents? Am I dreaming all this?

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I don’t even want to say this but most likely it’s Harold’s
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Jack’s freezing incase he pops his clogs before he can be convinced to reproduce.
 
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