Jack Monroe #317 Poverty Contrepreneur

[trueblue222]

I don’t know why she’s always on the cover of her books. Unless you’re Mom or THAT MAN levels of famous, nobody wants to see your gurning mug. I suppose it saves us having to look at photos of the slop.

Id make an exception for miguel. His books are good and he's easy on the eye (and his books are v cheap on ebay just now). Shallow I am

 

[Fitnessqueen]

The OH having to be with her til next spring (if true) give me controlling vibes. All her tweets today about OH do.



SB Dad is a professional photographer on the side or was. Or aspires to be. IMO the pix are not amazing. He has featured SB in some of his portfolio as well as his ex wife. Interesting to see Jack in there too. I may be being a bit of a prude but most of his portfolio consists of young, scantily clad women and I find it a little creepy.



Now ask about the rabbit please squig.

Her tweets about LJC made me feel the same - all that "Mrs J" stuff.....

 

[blurstoftimes]

Her tweets about LJC made me feel the same - all that "Mrs J" stuff.....

hopefully harold is trusted in the kitchen more than poor LJC was…i hope louisa’s friends gave her a serious intervention after she posted this

eta the order is backwards but the horror remains the same!

 

[colouredlines]

Bless, she was having panic attacks back in 2015-16 when they were all the rage thanks to Zoella.

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The former 999 operator later blamed her use of language on panicking and tweeted: ‘Currently dealing with health stuff and heart stuff’.

Absolutely shaking. (Context: have been locked on a train before!)

Of course she has.

 

[Here_Hold_My_Hat]

Curious as to how you submit hand written edits one minute before deadline? Do you catapult them through your publisher's window?

Not to mention having (hand) done a word count.

 

[Boogs]

Her tweets about LJC made me feel the same - all that "Mrs J" stuff.....

Can you imagine what her exes must think looking at her now? In the relationship she love bombs the hell out of them, then when they are hooked in she plays the victim to make them feel responsible for her so they won’t leave and I bet it’s only when they get out and look back they can fully see just how manipulative and controlling she is.

Run Harold run!!!!!

 

[Debarkle]

Jack’s always put too much information out there. Years and years ago, when I was still a fan I found the flat she was in before the crappy bungalow. And this was before she moved in! She was so giddy and put out so much information she may as well have posted the Rightmove link.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

To be honest I could 100% see him having been in hospital and it not even crossing Jacks tiny little mind to share as she isn’t the main character in that story. I can truly never think of a time she has told a story solely about someone else.

Yeah wasn't LJC genuinely really ill with COVID yet not a peep from our smol pixie about her, just about how her covid was the longest covid ever.

 

[jenny2603]

Absolutely shaking. (Context: have been locked on a train before!)

Of course she has.

Absolutely shaking. (Context: have been locked on a train before!)

Kills me every time.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Her tweets about LJC made me feel the same - all that "Mrs J" stuff.....

Idealise then devalue. Tale as old as time.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Remember this train chaos .

Jack Monroe got a public telling off for swearing at a train company

Blogger left fuming when the official account for c2c trains told her to mind her language - twice.

metro.co.uk

Wheeling out all the health classics to explain away her arseholey-ness I see. In the 2nd pic, she looks like Willem Dafoe. He'd probably say 'Dafuq' if you asked him if he knew who Jack was.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Off slopic; I was obsessed with the Rocky Horror Picture show when I was little so I always get excited when @SweetTransvestite likes my posts

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

hopefully harold is trusted in the kitchen more than poor LJC was…i hope louisa’s friends gave her a serious intervention after she posted this

eta the order is backwards but the horror remains the same!

Don't forget Victoria Derbyshire's reply:

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Off slopic; I was obsessed with the Rocky Horror Picture show when I was little so I always get excited when @SweetTransvestite likes my posts

 

[Captainmouse]

hopefully harold is trusted in the kitchen more than poor LJC was…i hope louisa’s friends gave her a serious intervention after she posted this

eta the order is backwards but the horror remains the same!

She could have left all equipment and non perishables out but then she wouldn’t be able to play the superior

 

[usefullyuseless]

From the last thread her excruciating announcement about standing for election

The entire thing is such typical Jack. Why always such overwrought and overwritten hyperbole?


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If I could magically remove one word (ok two) from Jack’s vocabulary never to be seen or heard again it would be SEVERE/SEVERELY

I’d quite literally even let her keep her misuse of literally as a trade off.

SEVERELY PREMATURE for next thread title autobiography title

 

[Moderator]

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[BeautifulTrauma]

She talks about OH like a total Facebook hun. It knocks me sick.

Her partners are always the same, big, strong and sensible and there to pander to Jack whenever she requires it. And be there to have the blame for things that are always her fault.

At least we’ll confirm it’s Harold by spring. I know she can’t admit it’s a bloke because of all the lesbian, disabled, poverty survivor shite in her bio but it’s going to be hilarious when it happens.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Spring is a terrible time to release a cook book of brown, slow cooked slop.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I don't know anything about publishing but if it's she finished it now, why is it taking almost a year to hit the book shops. They must be expecting it to be tit!