Jack Monroe #314 Take care on the stairs you pretend to fall down repeatedly

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Does anyone remember when Guns n Roses were working on an album for years, all we knew was that it was going to be called Chinese Democracy.

More years went on, still no album from them, and it got to the point where other bands were half-joking about calling their own next album Chinese Democracy.


My point is, I hope by the end of the year we all get to read “Jamie Oliver’s Thrifty Kitchen”.
 
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Those poor puppies :( Jack should not be allowed near any animals ever. With the exception of hungry lions.

Once upon a time there was a hungry lion who wanted more bread and jam please mamapapa. But the mamapapa was the greedy Jack Monroe who wanted to keep all the bread and jammos. So she said shan't.

This provoked the lion and he ate Jack instead. All he had to was get a straw and suck her up like a puddle because, slop, malice and filler are quite soft. He did a big slurp and a burp and said mea culpa in Jack's memory because as we all know, she could never admit to being wrong. Later that evening he had the shits and live tweeted about it to great acclaim. Nigella proclaimed him a maverick and he now has over 700 patreons.
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Ha ha ha 😂 naughty lion, that's so funny. I'm laughing my head off sitting in my garden. 😆
 
Getting a dog when you RENT is insane. There is already a massive shortage of rental properties and LLs can take their pick of decent tenants. Those with dogs are going to be bottom of the list, as they’ll be worried about the damage. That’s quite aside from all the other stuff that would put them off.

Without🔺 myself, am on a sunny Spanish island and this was the cookbook selection in the supermarket. Sadly, they appear to have forgotten to translate Jack ‘rice is rice’ Monroe, yet have forgotten Jamie’s paella controversy and stock several of his books. Disgraceful. I’m sure the Spanish would love to hear Jack’s moaning tales of poverty and the mouldy ingredients in her fridge.

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