Jack Monroe #314 Take care on the stairs you pretend to fall down repeatedly

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This thread title comes courtesy of a legendary squig, nominated by @HotesTilaire I hope you both have a lovely evening.

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Recap:

She blessed us with two new slops comprised of indistinguishable ingredients. One was topped with performative bay leaves, thereby not imparting any flavour at all. Fortunately, flavour is not a primary, secondary or even tertiary concern when creating a slop.

She can't buy grapes because they're not for the poors.

She is not a millionaire, she's not even a hundredaire and she's certainly not fredastaire.

She's going to open space squig's parcel! The canal cannot contain their fizzing, it's like Jack's famous whiskeybucha.
 
😂😂😂

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I'm still fascinated by that wretched garlic jam. Her suggestions for its usage include accompaniment for roast chicken and roast pork. Imagine her outrage if That Man thought garlic jam with roast pork was a costcutting meal.
How has this useless vanity project been sanctioned?
 
Those poor puppies :( Jack should not be allowed near any animals ever. With the exception of hungry lions.

Once upon a time there was a hungry lion who wanted more bread and jam please mamapapa. But the mamapapa was the greedy Jack Monroe who wanted to keep all the bread and jammos. So she said shan't.

This provoked the lion and he ate Jack instead. All he had to was get a straw and suck her up like a puddle because, slop, malice and filler are quite soft. He did a big slurp and a burp and said mea culpa in Jack's memory because as we all know, she could never admit to being wrong. Later that evening he had the shits and live tweeted about it to great acclaim. Nigella proclaimed him a maverick and he now has over 700 patreons.
 
Jelly Bean said:
I'm still fascinated by that wretched garlic jam. Her suggestions for its usage include accompaniment for roast chicken and roast pork. Imagine her outrage if That Man thought garlic jam with roast pork was a costcutting meal.
How has this useless vanity project been sanctioned?
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I've become aware that I must have skimmed past the garlic jam incident and I now want to know what it's all about. Will have to go back now. Can you not see how BUSY and EXHAUSTED I am!

Bother.
 
Paralegals on it now 😭

🔺In most law firms paralegals are junior casehandlers, doing the donkey work of reviewing documents, etc, under supervision while correspondence relating to the case goes out in a more senior colleague's name. Jack would have no idea who's actually doing the day to day work on her case as she would only be in direct correspondence with Mr Israel. As per, she's just chatting tit and throwing out terms she thinks make her sound like she knows what she's talking about.

(Although I would never complain about my job again if I were being paid to read through these threads!)
 
BlendedSlop said:
Paralegals on it now 😭

🔺In most law firms paralegals are junior casehandlers, doing the donkey work of reviewing documents, etc, under supervision while correspondence relating to the case goes out in a more senior colleague's name. Jack would have no idea who's actually doing the day to day work on her case as she would only be in direct correspondence with Mr Israel. As per, she's just chatting tit and throwing out terms she thinks make her sound like she knows what she's talking about.

(Although I would never complain about my job again if I were being paid to read through these threads!)
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Me, if we could include reading Tattle as billable hours:

 
BlendedSlop said:
Paralegals on it now 😭

🔺In most law firms paralegals are junior casehandlers, doing the donkey work of reviewing documents, etc, under supervision while correspondence relating to the case goes out in a more senior colleague's name. Jack would have no idea who's actually doing the day to day work on her case as she would only be in direct correspondence with Mr Israel. As per, she's just chatting tit and throwing out terms she thinks make her sound like she knows what she's talking about.

(Although I would never complain about my job again if I were being paid to read through these threads!)
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I really envy whichever paralegal gets to read thread 31.
 
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