Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

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"Jack Monroe said: “There’s been a lot of discussion recently around soaring energy costs and rising food bills, and the cost of toiletries and personal care essentials are also rising steeply, which leaves many people unable to afford the basics needed for personal health hygiene and dignity.

“It’s embarrassing to not be able to afford things that others might take for granted, like soap, tampons, deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo and hygiene poverty is fast becoming a hidden impact of the Cost of Living crisis. That’s why the work Superdrug is doing here is so needed and I hope that by sharing some ‘Shop Smart’ tips together that we can help in some small way.”

Simon Comins, Chief Commercial Officer at Superdrug said: “Superdrug’s vision has always been to make health and beauty accessible to all." (continues)

👀 😬
 
FlirtyThirty said:
Leapt out of bed on her broken ankle. You’d think her arthritis mega-meds would work on her ouchy mouth too.

Just a question, has she posted a single recipe this year?

I’m starting to think she deleted the last few years of her website because she’d only done like four recipes in the whole of that time because she’s a lazy grifting bleep[/ ] and two years ago the blog was still being regularly updated (maybe by Caroline with the hands before she LEFT)
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I think her website is in it's present state as a tax wangle, before the website'crash' she was earning from every click, this old version isn’t set up that way, I think she is pretending it isn’t an income stream
 
Does she buy yellow sticker items every day in case she has “good mentals” for cooking up slop? What happens to the yellow sticker items on bad mental days? Does she just throw them away???

Also yellow sticker items are for struggling people in this climate…its the same as people who snuck in to supermarkets during NHS hour during the pandemic if they weren’t NHS workers.

Sharp elbowed people are the worst
 
Mr Krabs said:
Noon - get up and immediately log into Twitter
1pm - graphically describe all the disgusting, mouldy ingredients you’re planning on bunging in the slow cooker for dinner
2pm - do a chaos
3pm - check balance on PayPal. Patreon, tips on Twitter etc.
4pm - grunking on tattle and passive aggressively tweeting about something we’ve mentioned
5pm - post slop photo with recipe ‘coming soon’
5.01pm - throw out slop and order a deliveroo
6pm - several hours of telly time on Netflix which you don’t have
10pm - announce you’re going to bed because today has been ‘exhausting’
2am - go through Twitter, liking tweets that mention you in a positive light and stay up until the wee hours enjoying the dopamine rush
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“2pm - do a chaos”. Utter brilliance. 😂
 
bateman4ever said:
I just wish I could unread and forget the expression 'thumbed off the carcass'.

How does she manage to assemble words together in such a revolting way??!! It's almost like a superpower
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The food descriptions in a Jack restaurant would be amazing.

Chicken a la Jack - £19 - When I was in the poverty and down to my last two pence, I came across a slightly green chicken carcass in the back of my fridge. In this dish, the chicken is thumbed off the carcass and prepared with a sad looking lettuce I found in a puddle for a carcophony of a [continues for 5000 bleeping words]
 
Monday AND Friday shopping for me, pal. I boringly have "issues" and if certain supermarkets stop certain things I'm screwed.
Since Covid it's delivery as well. Sue me!

Oh, the foodbank visit was a BBC thing?

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Quelle surprise! You never go but managed to tell everyone about this little visit.
 
Mr Krabs said:
The food descriptions in a Jack restaurant would be amazing.

Chicken a la Jack - £19 - When I was in the poverty and down to my last two pence, I came across a slightly green chicken carcass in the back of my fridge. In this dish, the chicken is thumbed off the carcass and prepared with a sad looking lettuce I found in a puddle for a carcophony of a [continues for 5000 bleeping words]
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"Look, our bean burgers are an hour late"
"Errrrr sorry I don't have time to check my 34 food orders. A bit of patience would be in order, we can't all lounge about in restaurants 🙃 Have a great day!"
 
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