Jack Monroe #305 How incredibly, depressingly, tedious

[Sideboard Bob]

Welcome to thread 305! Congratulations to @Veronicaaa for the title and some unpaid food blogger for the words. You win a forever orangery.

In the last thread, Jack continued her legal threats and her detractors refused to back down.

If anyone can provide a more detailed recap we would all be so grateful.

Previous thread and an excellent recap of yesterday‘s drama here -

Jack Monroe #304 Very middle class

Thankyou x @Brian Butterfield for the thread title. There were quite a few in the madness towards the tail end of the thread so apologies if this isn't the democratically chosen one. Wiki is the pink button up top. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread only please. Use the...

tattle.life

Wiki is the pink button at the top, lots of info and receipts for newcomers


Please, no thread title nominations until the end part of the thread, and no swearing in them!

 

[Geetbo]

Recap:

 

[Venom]

Some piccies of the court case ?

 

[Mel Donte]

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

A glorious first live chaos for me.

 

[Mel Donte]

Some piccies of the court case ?
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Um are you claiming that Jack is 5ft 6 (with Thatcher hairdo, 5ft 4 without)? SLANDER!

 

[usefullyuseless]

Sooooo many chaoses happening lately. Old Harold is obviously not the best influence.

 

[jenny2603]

Um are you claiming that Jack is 5ft 6 (with Thatcher hairdo, 5ft 4 without)? SLANDER!

Relax, it's a special height chart for smol pixies- they're correctly showing her height as 5.6 inches.

 

[Terrible]

Thanks for the new thread! I predict a doozy.

Can someone direct me to the Media Gallery please? I’m too exhausted to find it myself

 

[jenny2603]

Sooooo many chaoses happening lately. Old Harold is obviously not the best influence.

Poor old boy must be so confused. He'll be bumbling about crappy Bungalow all puzzled going "wait...is Laurence the one that ate the hose Jack's old lady friend left out in the garden?".

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Thanks for the new thread! I predict a doozy.

Can someone direct me to the Media Gallery please? I’m too exhausted to find it myself

I hope this link works!

Jack Monroe

 

[GrannyOgg]

And just in case anyone was wondering whether Fox and his buddies knew about Tattle, someone kindly gave them the link.
I have spent an entire night and day on Tattle. I don’t consider a second of it wasted. I feel I should bung JM a tenner for the entertainment

 

[Orphan_Black]

Still think that Old Hazza doesn't exist.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Still think that Old Hazza doesn't exist.

Babe, same x

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Will Jack have to provide all their income and expenditure to prove they are not a millionaire?

ETA pronouns innit

 

[Orphan_Black]

Will Jack have to provide all her income and expenditure to prove she is not a millionaire?

Spoons alone will have their own ledger!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Poor old boy must be so confused. He'll be bumbling about crappy Bungalow all puzzled going "wait...is Laurence the one that ate the hose Jack's old lady friend left out in the garden?".

And since he’s so private and not on social media AT ALL, he‘ll be oblivious to how serious this all is.

“It’s just computer stuff Jackie love, don’t worry. You know what I always say, ‘when life gives you lemons, run a bath for an alligator, oi oi!” Then slapping his thigh.

 

[Yel]

She's finding any blue tickers to like their comments about her

 

[Django]

And just in case anyone was wondering whether Fox and his buddies knew about Tattle, someone kindly gave them the link.
I have spent an entire night and day on Tattle. I don’t consider a second of it wasted. I feel I should bung JM a tenner for the entertainment

I can't wait until they get to thread 31

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Oh gosh it's all getting so messy.

What a pickle she is in. I just hope it's worth it!