Jack Monroe #299 A wretched hive of scum and villainy!

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colouredlines said:
We are led to believe that Jack ate:

- pasta (enough to inspire a minor culinary revolution in Slop Towers)
- liver and polenta
- several kinds of pizza
- gelati several times a day

...over one weekend. Right.
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Bonkers lies. The same kind of performance we get of her scoffing out of pans. Stuffed to bursting with brown unmentionables off of an ashtray with a baby spoon.
Rightio.
I’m not especially nosy but I would like to see what she actually does eat.
 
Griftymcgriftface said:
I’m loving the Italian Nonna squiggs 😂😂
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When That Man cooked with Italian Nonnas in his show, he'd make them something, they'd try it and give him this side eye - "it's ok, but..." look. I would pay money to see her cook them the rinsed spaghetti hoops, can you imagine their faces? She'd get chased out of town with their rolling pins 😂
 
Into_the_tunnel said:
Yet another masterclass in facetuning.
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Hello, this is Lenny calling from the past. I’m sure this has been said but I bet the Squig who gave us this thread title was pissing their pants at using a saying from Star Wars on May the 4th, oh my sides! What a TOOT TOOT HOOT!

Chums, I’m feeling blue ☹. I’m struggling to Grunk when all the tweets are about how amazing Jack is, it makes me sad there are so many blinkered people out there. She’s getting more and more cocky because she’s threatening to sue people because some website says she’s worth $1.5 million. Should I carry on? (I mean grunking, for once I’m not being completely dramatic)
 
Candytuft said:
Just been to vote. It was a bit creepy only me in there and my footsteps echoed. It’s only round the corner and I haven’t seen any more people walking past my house than usual.
Didn’t spoil my vote though. The vote that women before me fought for and to who I will always be thankful.
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I was the only one in my polling station too, and they said it’s the slowest they’ve ever seen any election. So extremely low turnout expected. Sorry for off-topic.
 
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