Jack Monroe #293 Georgia Church Suppers, just like MamaPapa used to make!

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Ok listening back and transcribing;
JCC: do you know how a Georgian person would pronounce Tblisi?
Now into voice notes
Friend: Woman why on earth do you want to know that?
JCC: well I am a member of an Internet forum and people are wondering as there is a fake chef who pretended to read a Georgian cook book, and I know you've been there so I thought I'd ask you, I'm very invested in the conversations
Friend: Is Mr C (obv didn't say Mr C IRL) home tonight?
JCC: no, I'm home alone
Friend: thought so. I could tell you but I won't as I think you are crazy, it's Saturday night and you need to get a life. I will text Mr C and tell him he shouldn't leave you alone. I love you very much but you are a mad woman. Put a film on please
 
Yel said:
Shameless promo for another thread if you're into awful American cooking.

She made a gazpacho with orange juice, chicken broth and thawed frozen stir-fry veg 🤣

Sandra Lee - Food Networks Aunt Sandy

I love her old videos so much. Making ice cream look like a jacket potato, really helps fussy kids eat ice cream. "i'm going to use the fancy spray stuff" Lemon squares with no lemons that the blender groans at "Beautiful" as the kiwi plops to the bottom
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OMG. The food looks absolutely dreadful!
However, she looks like she’s having fun. And she also explains things as she goes along a lot better than Jack does (even if you’re thinking WTF are you doing, woman).
 
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5 loaves of bread & 2 fish. 5 loaves of cheap Asda sliced bread & 2 tins of pilchards.
 
At least Damian has a nice well filed set of accounts for his LTD company. Perhaps he can help Jack out with this too.

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Yel said:
Shameless promo for another thread if you're into awful American cooking.

She made a gazpacho with orange juice, chicken broth and thawed frozen stir-fry veg 🤣

Sandra Lee - Food Networks Aunt Sandy

I love her old videos so much. Making ice cream look like a jacket potato, really helps fussy kids eat ice cream. "i'm going to use the fancy spray stuff" Lemon squares with no lemons that the blender groans at "Beautiful" as the kiwi plops to the bottom
tattle.life
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Woah, Sandra Lee! Not seen her in years. I used to love her ‘semi-homemade’ recipes, where she’d basically take stuff like storemade cakes and shove some icing on them while getting increasingly drunk. Her food is awful but I’d watch her over Jack any day as she seems lovely.
 
From the Deep South of the US of A (I mean I’ll check right after this, I might have been in Eastern Europe this whole time for all I know),

1. Everyone says y’all all the time, whether talking to singular or plural (and even sometimes y’all’s, as in “Can I take all y’all’s order?”). I’m quite fond of it and also greatly fond of all y’all so I think it’s very fitting to adopt as an official Cable word.
2. Root beer is truly minging. That should not be the official beverage of the Cable (which is of course half tea half fizzy pop, in a fentiman’s bottle)
3. Turns out that ol’ Paula Deen “might be a bit of a racist”
 
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Jay-cloth Cow said:
Ok listening back and transcribing;
JCC: do you know how a Georgian person would pronounce Tblisi?
Now into voice notes
Friend: Woman why on earth do you want to know that?
JCC: well I am a member of an Internet forum and people are wondering as there is a fake chef who pretended to read a Georgian cook book, and I know you've been there so I thought I'd ask you, I'm very invested in the conversations
Friend: Is Mr C (obv didn't say Mr C IRL) home tonight?
JCC: no, I'm home alone
Friend: thought so. I could tell you but I won't as I think you are crazy, it's Saturday night and you need to get a life. I will text Mr C and tell him he shouldn't leave you alone. I love you very much but you are a mad woman. Put a film on please
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That is amazing, thankyou for that! Saturday night with the fraus is shaping up lovely. I’ve got some canned cocktails for later, and I’m ready for another banger. 📖
 
Terrible said:
That is amazing, thankyou for that! Saturday night with the fraus is shaping up lovely. I’ve got some canned cocktails for later, and I’m ready for another banger. 📖
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Haha it gets better, she actually did text Mr C and he just messaged me 'please eat your curry and watch bend it like beckham (I told him earlier that was my plan) and stop hassling BFF about city names in Europe, I don't want her to decide you are too weird and cancel her trip to come stay with us' 🤣🤣

ETA they are very good friends too so obv all in jest!!
 
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