Jack Monroe #289 I see that Jack Monroe is doing her attention seeking thang again. Tiresome.

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Just because we keep saying “do a baked potato Jack”, here is Jack, ballsing up a baked potato.

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There’s more greenery poking out of the wall than there is on the side of the plate - what’s that about?!
ETA: my dad isn’t that much older than Jack’s and sends messages with ‘LOL DAD XXX’ because he’s still convinced it means lots of love. He wouldn’t be arsed sending a message with who he hopes I would marry.
ETA pt II: @MancBee we miss you petal, hope you’re ok (been meaning to say that for days)
 
Just because we keep saying “do a baked potato Jack”, here is Jack, ballsing up a baked potato.

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To add insult to injury, here is another “cake”. Apparently the the green stuff is candied basil. Personally I would rather eat out of date Philadelphia, but that is my take.

ETA- it feels sad to look back through her Instagram at those times because it was when many of us hadn’t seen the light and we were still taken in by her. She looks truly happy in many of those pictures and although there were still the unbelievable ups and downs and stories she was telling, it wasn’t on the scale it is now. Are we partly to blame for her escalation in behaviour? Is having her tweets constantly reflected back at her causing her to introspect and instead of modifying she gets worse?
I don't think we're to blame no. I know you're quite an empathetic person, from your comments and worries about Jack, but she's brought all this on herself. You build a house of lies cards, it's only going to last so long.

Back when she looked happier (although I'm sure she'd deny that she was) she was still quite the media darling. Lots of attention, parties, articles about her etc. Now, she's scraping the barrel for the trashy rags to pick up on her tweets. If she hadn't neglected her career, and grown her skill set a bit, she'd still be popular. Look at how many bookings she gets in spite of her horrific behaviour. Think how many she could have if she'd just been canny not cunty
 
The thing that always bothered me is that her SM pages are her work pages. They should literally be her sending out, new articles of what's happening, what's being done about it with a comment. That's it.

If she wants to be a poverty campaigner that is.

If she wants to be a slop cook, then it should be pics of her food( 🤢) pics off her cooking and recipies past and present.

We don't need to know about OH, children, prospective children, pile ons, depression, bullies. That is all personal stuff that should be reserved for her private page.

That's why is feels like she is bouncing around from topic to topic. She covers too much on a page that people follow to get a Recipie for something cheap for her dinner.

Her campaigning is tit because all it is is Tory hating. There's not alot of this is what's being done, this is potentially being done, this is what needs to be done, it's all JRM is a prick, pass it on. She's not on her own loads of anti Tory people are at it, but it's doesn't achieve anything only fuels their anger. Anger achieves very little. She needs to calm the duck down and cover all the bases to help people out of poverty. Fist waving at the evil Tories isn't it, however apparently calls revolutions and calling them evil corporate pricks is sufficient.

I think if our forefathers who have and did stand up for what they believed in would be absolutely be disgusted with the likes of her campaigns. They are pointless finger pointing.
 
Okay Clovis get out of my brain, was just gonna post the same 😂

Why do people use these smoothing tools? Like, we all know you don't look like this? Recent pictures of Jack remind me of a thumb with hair.

Unfortunately for Jack you can only smooth the outsides and the inner fraud/absolute awfulness will always come peeping through
I kind of of exemplifies how little she thinks of her followers, and how happy she is to lie to them. It is a form of lying. It doesn’t even look good, that’s the funny thing - it even looks fake and weird and out of place.

She is also the first to preach about unrealistic beauty standards but, hey ho, she’s such a walking contradiction that it seems pointless to bring it up.
 
I’ve just tried the portrait mode …it sure as hell doesn’t change the shape of my chin, whiten my teeth, or remove every single line from my face.

I’m cross that she’s lying about this but also sad that she feels the need to Facetune herself into someone else.

Also - every time someone asks where she bought something “oh it’s in the wash! I’ll check later!” Wtf? I know where my clothes come from without having to check the label. It’s bloody obvious she doesn’t want the squigs to know she’s wearing expensive clothes - doesn’t fit the narrative does it? Why can’t they see this?! 😭
 
Just because we keep saying “do a baked potato Jack”, here is Jack, ballsing up a baked potato.

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To add insult to injury, here is another “cake”. Apparently the the green stuff is candied basil. Personally I would rather eat out of date Philadelphia, but that is my take.

ETA- it feels sad to look back through her Instagram at those times because it was when many of us hadn’t seen the light and we were still taken in by her. She looks truly happy in many of those pictures and although there were still the unbelievable ups and downs and stories she was telling, it wasn’t on the scale it is now. Are we partly to blame for her escalation in behaviour? Is having her tweets constantly reflected back at her causing her to introspect and instead of modifying she gets worse?
I’m taking no blame for her escalating behaviour. If anything, I think she’s getting worse because nobody but us see her for who she really is.

She is actively choosing to behave this way on Twitter. She puts every cough and fart online and part of this culture is that you are opening the door to scrutiny. People who dirty delete definitely need to be held to account. She is being obviously nasty to people because to coin a phrase from Peter Kay, she could break into someone’s house on Christmas Day and piss on their kids and STILL the Squigs would still defend her. And again, if she chooses to read here then that’s her doing.

She’ll 100% put the blame for everything at our doors but nope, she is the only person responsible for herself.
 
I don't know if her recent nastiness is skewing how I view her photos, but that selfie looks horrible to me. She looks nasty, and is all nose and no chin.

Regarding the Sunday school teacher stuff, I'm pretty sure it's been revealed that this was in her early teens, so more likely she just had a role helping out the actual Sunday school teacher(s) with the younger children, as opposed to being one herself. Jack hugely exaggerating her role in something, who'd have thought it?

Morning lovely hausfrauen ❤️
 
I don't know if her recent nastiness is skewing how I view her photos, but that selfie looks horrible to me. She looks nasty, and is all nose and no chin.

Regarding the Sunday school teacher stuff, I'm pretty sure it's been revealed that this was in her early teens, so more likely she just had a role helping out the actual Sunday school teacher(s) with the younger children, as opposed to being one herself. Jack hugely exaggerating her role in something, who'd have thought it?

Morning lovely hausfrauen ❤
It's not even that big of a deal, my family member has been one off and on since she was at school. The minster asks people to help run the Sunday school, it's voluntary, it's literally colouring whilst reading Bible stories. She makes it out to be something huge. It's really not.
I went to Sunday school too for years.
 
Morning from the future Ninnies! How’re you diddling? I thought I’d check in cos there’s been comments in the Intergalactic Metro about accusations of facetuning? As I’ve said repeatedly for the last two millennia, I’m just lucky to have portrait mode and always take selfies next to the porthole, basking in the light from the nearest supernova. As the good book says in Proverbs 14:30, ‘A heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the bones.’ Maybe you bunch of mendacious trolls should try and have peace in your hearts. As for the envy bit, well…how do you think I ended up as just a head? So, speaking as a Senior Sunday School Teacher in this my most holiest of weeks, please leave me alone. I’m on the brink here (of being found out) and what you’re doing is just cruel. And I should know, after all. I invented the pile-on. Have a lovely day!

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It's not even that big of a deal, my family member has been one off and on since she was at school. The minster asks people to help run the Sunday school, it's voluntary, it's literally colouring whilst reading Bible stories. She makes it out to be something huge. It's really not.
I went to Sunday school too for years.
Yea the whole point to her pathetic shot at JRM yesterday was to crowbar the idea that she’s some bible translating sage into the consciousness of her followers - it’s always, always about her own inflated view of herself.
 
The thing that always bothered me is that her SM pages are her work pages. They should literally be her sending out, new articles of what's happening, what's being done about it with a comment. That's it.

If she wants to be a poverty campaigner that is.

If she wants to be a slop cook, then it should be pics of her food( 🤢) pics off her cooking and recipies past and present.

We don't need to know about OH, children, prospective children, pile ons, depression, bullies. That is all personal stuff that should be reserved for her private page.

That's why is feels like she is bouncing around from topic to topic. She covers too much on a page that people follow to get a Recipie for something cheap for her dinner.

Her campaigning is tit because all it is is Tory hating. There's not alot of this is what's being done, this is potentially being done, this is what needs to be done, it's all JRM is a prick, pass it on. She's not on her own loads of anti Tory people are at it, but it's doesn't achieve anything only fuels their anger. Anger achieves very little. She needs to calm the duck down and cover all the bases to help people out of poverty. Fist waving at the evil Tories isn't it, however apparently calls revolutions and calling them evil corporate pricks is sufficient.

I think if our forefathers who have and did stand up for what they believed in would be absolutely be disgusted with the likes of her campaigns. They are pointless finger pointing.

see this is what really got me suspicious about JM in the first place is the number of different identities she seems to want to be all at once? Like she wants to be a fearlessly authentic poverty campaigner but she also wants to be an Instagram hun with lots of nice luxury things? She’s a smol fragile pixie who’s struggling with poor MH and needs to be handled with care but she’s also a bolshy butch streetwise bruiser (oi pal!) who can take on anyone in a fight? She’s struggling with physical disability but she’s also skipping 27 miles to get a £20 shop from Asda with military precision?
Like I know we all have different facets of ourselves and for those of us with chronic physical or MH conditions there are good days and bad days. That’s just, like, being an organic human being? But for Jack it’s like she weaponises each of these identities in turn, whichever suits best at the time, to attack people, get attention, or shut down criticism. I hate when people on SM weaponise identity anyway because it’s unfair and disingenuous. And Jack does it to the power of 10.
 
This has probably already been said, but interesting on the selfie post that she’s spelled out ‘my other half’ rather than the abbreviation she usually uses (ask me about my partner! Go on, ask me!) and that she’s used the pronouns ‘their’ in front of parents, instead of his/her. I think Jack has got a new fella #OldHaroldtruther

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This has probably already been said, but interesting on the selfie post that she’s spelled out ‘my other half’ rather than the abbreviation she usually uses (ask me about my partner! Go on, ask me!) and that she’s used the pronouns ‘their’ in front of parents, instead of his/her. I think Jack has got a new fella #OldHaroldtruther

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No apostrophe in parents.

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