Jack Monroe #286 And all because the Tory lady liked a tax tweet

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In the last thread, Jack spent a lot of money... actually she probably didn't as she was on Twitter round the clock.

She bought to add to the piles of unused tat in the crappy bungalow - nothing much, too busy on Twitter

She cooked a disgusting plate of brown slop and skeevy yellow sticker onions she hadn't cleaned.

She told an improbable anecdote about the types of trolling she gets all the time, without warning anyone about graphic content. Also that one of her tips for the Bad Mentals was to get off Twitter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She blamed her awful personality on Bad Mentals/Tory old ladies tweeting their dinner/Trolls

She did retweet her own pasta Kevin essay even more times

She did not pay her taxes or send T shirt money to non-TT charities. Or watch the Liverpool match (apparently she's also back to not really being a kickyball fan today). Or turn up to Vanessa's radio show. Or Ranvir/Christine Lorraine.
 
Seemingly accomplished squig also musing about JM here, later in the replies considers the fact she is lying about her situation:
 

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CrackingOwlSanctuary said:
Seemingly accomplished squig also musing about JM here, later in the replies considers the fact she is lying about her situation:
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Jack will be livid about the council house reference on account of renting privately. This might trigger a meltdown about how she went down the housing and they said "shut your legs", refused to house her and offered her a cardboard box instead or some bobbins.

DinosaurSenior said:
The VBI is a bit like the Loch Ness Monster:. Rumoured to exist, but never actually seen
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It has it's own devoted cult of eccentric retired guys who spend hours of their lives camping out looking for it. I believe that's how she met Harold.
 
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I’m actually surprised that she hasn’t diagnosed herself with something else given the bad mentals. Obviously someone’s mental health doesn’t always depend on outside factors but if she’s in this state with loads of work and a new partner then she’s in tit isn’t she? Like. How many times does she need to make an arse of herself on twitter before she leaves?
 
Reporting for first half of the night shift, had a skim grunk during the day however I’ve been Very Busy Instead and not had time to read. The tlDR is Jacks a twunt who is in a severe chaos which has been dirvishing cold fury for around 36 hours straight?
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Actual footage of my reaction to the last thread. How dare she speak to anyone like that! Whatever is going on, if I was her I’d be nudging attending a fellowship meeting right to the top of the list. It’s a disgusting way for anyone to behave.

Every single person here has had something bad happen to them at some point. Some have had more than their fair share of trouble and hardship. What would the world be like if we used past experiences as an excuse for acting like a twit?

I hope she has been pulled from Lorraine. It’s about time this jumped up little madam got her comeuppance.
 
I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE POOR BECAUSE I HAVENT BEEN SHOPPING!

I mean it’s a whole new level ofcuntness

Also the whole ‘if you haven’t noticed my mental health is bad’ NO things aren’t going your way. When they do you’ll suddenly be living your best life again. When people are truly struggling even good things doesn't make them feel better, see how that works?

whens the tax man coming to do a full forensic look at her taxes as I’m bored of this tit.
 
traumatised sideboard said:
This is sheer madness. Can you get a contact high from J1g through fibre broadband?

Btw I'm spite-updating the Jacktionary now. Even though she is a writer (and author) and selects her words very carefully, there have been 13 incorrect usages of words over the last month to add to the 88 existing entries. We've made it to the full hundo! I love FACTS.
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Oh, shall you be revealing the mystery of the dervish?
 
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