Jack Monroe #285 Please handle your white male saviours

[heretoreaditall2019]

This bloke is back

More made up tit from her

 

[Dogmuck]

Send it to your mate Jack Mart, she RENTS. MSE is now straight to 🗑

 

[10to2]

Jack’s phone battery is stronger than Geoff Capes.

Make this an thread title contender!!!

 

[humpty.]

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U linked out to someone’s coroners report how are you not embarrazzed

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Thought you were a fanatic tho?

30 Years apparently, the best and most ardent fan of them all ~ I love kicky ball me!

 

[Jelly Bean]

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'Baying mob'?
If you mean us I think the official term is 'people not fooled for one second by my lying, grifting, attention seeking and laughable attempts at cooking'.

 

[lilamay]

Cooper has been deployed!

 

[jenny2603]

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U linked out to someone’s coroners report how are you not embarrazzed

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Thought you were a fanatic tho?

But, but she's supported Liverpool since she was a child and had a football top and everything. Make it make sense.

 

[Pocahontas]

This bloke is back

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More made up tit from her

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Jack’s ‘rather lovely evening’:

 

[Clapster1]

This may have already been picked up (apologies if so but my brain is very frazzled today).
Can't quite understand in what context this is how today went down!?!?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

This may have already been picked up (apologies if so but my brain is very frazzled today).
Can't quite understand in what context this is how today went down!?!?

She must have made a fortune.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Jack’s ‘rather lovely evening’:

What is that? Jack's slop gone sentient like the mirror?

 

[binkbonk]

I have convinced myself her house has turned into the house from the kid film monster house and it's preparing to eat her. If you know you know.

the house is a girl, it has an unruly uvula

 

[Ninch55]

This bloke is back

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More made up tit from her

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What colleagues and who harassed them? I genuinely haven’t heard this story. 1% horror. But it’s ok for her to go at people whenever she feels like it. Ffs. Night all.

 

[jenny2603]

She's deleted the Tweet about how the mysterious gang of bullies are making her life hell.

 

[Hollaaa]

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<Eye roll react>

 

[Thank(space)you]

Also, whilst I'm here..

Jack Monroe #284 Jack 'Doesn't turn up to every Twitter fight' Monroe

I googled the definition of dervish and I'm no less confused by this sentence

 

[TraceyJacks]

Hole ee sheit what a day (& night) for Jack. I got in at 5pm thought I’d do a little grunk then workout, still here 6 hours later, didn’t work out, had some cous cous (trying to do low carb) discovered it was in fact a carb from these threads, opposite intentions achieved, I blame Jack for it all.

She was a right horrible little cretin with the Kevin thing eh?? I mean he was a horrible cretin too by the looks of it but it’s ok to despise people simultaneously. I shan’t be reading “It’s Not About The Pasta” (fellow VPR Frau hiii!) but I shall’t run it through a word frequency counter coz she’s a narcissistic little pig who makes everything about herself!

Word Frequency Counter:

28 i 21 pasta 9 me 9 poverty

It’s not about the pasta but it is about Jack Monroe!

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

First Album Title ‘The Hyperbolic Rattle’

"Sue, Spew, Tattle and Taxable Income.. "

 

[LavaFlake]

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She's deleted the Tweet about how the mysterious gang of bullies are making her life hell.

Amazing when someone talks straight up sense to her. Makes her sound so farcical.