Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

[Orphan_Black]

What the hecking heck? Potatoes, pasta and past its best cheap sliced bread with roasted goats meat.

Why though?

She's poor ya'know. Three sides on a dinner poor.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[kachoochoo]

ah, good to see she can afford butter today and she's not spunked the entire budget on Lego

I quite like the flowers, but it's so weird to pretend your 12yo is making them for you. eh, it's jack - she's weird

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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JUST bleeping GOOGLE IT YOU IMBECILES

 

[Marj24]

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Unless she photographs it, I don't believe she made anything. It'll be tinned fish on toast again tonight.

 

[MancBee]

Spoiler: Coordinates

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I am slipping.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Oh good, it's coming.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Boyo]

OH is super generous right? When was the first breadcrumbing of OH? Did their appearance coincide with tit merch grift? I mean since they’ve been around they’ve been slinging the dollar left right and centre. Never had an OH that’s been that generous that quickly. Lucky Jack and her special talents

Maybe he(?) has a penchant for meat, both low-welfare and unruly?

 

[MoreViolence]

I think I’m still horrified by the pet cemetery ruck sack being used 4 days later…

 

[Smeghead]

Does anyone know what meat Jack is eating this evening? She hasn't said.

Probably an expensive takeaway. I’ve not seen any pictures of this amazing Greek dish, so it’s probably all lies. Maybe the OH is Greek-Cypriot and she’s trying to impress him? Could it be Theo Paphitis? Or Stavros Flatley? I’m moving away from Ian Rush now

 

[MancBee]

Sure to be something full of nutritional benefits that aren’t available from vegan food. You can depend on it. Jack doesn’t cant lie.

FTFY

I left out the apostrophe as a design choice.

 

[jenny2603]

I’m back home!

Je m'appelle Jacques Monroe. Je vis dans un bungalow de merde en Angleterre. Donne moi de l'argent. Mes ennemis sont après moi.

 

[BubbleDuck]

Am I missing something? When I google those coordinates I get a roundabout in Chelmsford.

 

[Jelly Bean]

The whole meal is confusing in this climate.
Goat is not widely available. It takes a long time to cook to be tender. Long slow unctuous stews are delicious obviously - but so out of step with everything going on.

And as if that recipe will ever see the light of day

 

[Lazarus]

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JUST bleeping GOOGLE IT, YOU SIMPERING WANKER.

 

[MooBelle]

The Lego flowers are weird. Fair enough to get him adult lego if he isn't into HP or Marvel, but they of plenty of space ships, vehicles, buildings. There is also Liverpool stadium and football with the logo on.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MoreViolence]

The whole meal is confusing in this climate.
Goat is not widely available. It takes a long time to cook to be tender. Long slow unctuous stews are delicious obviously - but so out of step with everything going on.

And as if that recipe will ever see the light of day

This. Like she’s always so far away from the point she should be making. Why not make a beef casserole or chicken. Why try and be extra… well I know as it’s for engagement… people seeing goat will click and read and engage.

 

[MancBee]

Oh good, it's coming.

So is Christmas. And I bet Christmas 2022 will be a distant memory before we see the recipe for roast goats leg.