Jack Monroe #279 If Jack withdrew her labour, who would notice?

[Droosie123]

I bet Jack's OH is a tory and she is spouting twitter wank to impress him.

'Like my slop or die witch.'

Wait, what? the new beau is a man?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

How about a caption competition ? This is off her insta. Eta: at least it will make us smile.View attachment 1166610 q

"Eat up, I've got a cake in the oven with your name on"

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

How about a caption competition ? This is off her insta. Eta: at least it will make us smile.View attachment 1166610 q

Is this, goat?

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

I think it’s time for another Jack cookalong.

Who fancies finding some yellow sticker frozen fish and attempting to cook it in tinned pineapple without ending up admitted for A&E?

 

[Ninch55]

Wait, what? the new beau is a man?

Whatever. Jack Monroe, 003.5, Licensed To Bullshit

 

[Captainmouse]

Stepping back to the last thread
when you buy a new hat
and you look like a Pratt
that's amole

 

[MancBee]

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Thanks for the thread title. I have never uttered a truer sentence.

As for Jack's "It's a very famous Monty Python sketch, so was

Spoiler: Racist Language

Alf Garnet saying Coons and Nignogs,

or comments and sketches in "Mind Your Language" and "Love thy Neighbour". I wouldn't want to hear them again either. It was also a sketch made by upper middle class Oxbridge graduates that spent most of their university time performing in Footlights. The sort of people Jack purports to hate.

Nuance and appropriate timing are not Jack's strong points. Though I am yet to see what are.

 

[Lurkeryaar]

I think it’s time for another Jack cookalong.

Who fancies finding some yellow sticker frozen fish and attempting to cook it in tinned pineapple without ending up admitted for A&E?

Please no, mamapapa

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Perhaps the new beau is Matt Hancock. I mean he's known to like shitting on his own doorstep,so it is possible?
Speculation of course!

 

[Hollaaa]

Perhaps the new beau is Matt Hancock. I mean he's known to like shitting on his own doorstep,so it is possible?
Speculation of course!

BIB don't tell Iqbal!

 

[Lazarus]

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Ooh! Right to the point, I like that squig.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Im not talented enough for the photoshop but (as shared on another thread already so apologies to those who’ve seen it) I did get a tomato that looked like a lovely big bum the other day which can be a placeholder until a photoshop frau can get on the case
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Also a poem: (belatedly, not currently topical)

Why no happy?
Dishcloth cleaned tv
Why you morose?
Fox ate the hose
Why you no grin?
Brexit tins be in bin
Why you bereft?
Because SHE LEFT

Ah you showed this tomat-arse to me the other day when I was in a twist and I loved it!
Also it looks like Jacks IRL face

 

[humpty.]

Perhaps the new beau is Matt Hancock. I mean he's known to like shitting on his own doorstep,so it is possible?
Speculation of course!

Hat Mancock

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I just walked into Target (I’m SHOPPING) and these were literally the first thing I saw when I walked in the door which amused me no end.

#displaythosetamponswithpride!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Hat Mancock

I think he was known as

Spoiler: Swears

twit Wankcock

in the NHS

 

[FrumpyCat]

Wait, what? the new beau is a man?

Don't know Don't care. I just find her breadcrumbing very funny.

I think it’s time for another Jack cookalong.

Who fancies finding some yellow sticker frozen fish and attempting to cook it in tinned pineapple without ending up admitted for A&E?

I would do, but I don't want to.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I just walked into Target (I’m SHOPPING) and these were literally the first thing I saw when I walked in the door which amused me no end.

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Target. Swoon.

 

[Emmapism]

Oh go away Facebook

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

I think it got lost on p50 of the previous thread but Jack quoting a 'joke' about a house smelling of fish? I howled.