Jack Monroe #278 Pet Semetary in a backpack

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There have been a few (sorry I don't remember who) have been reminded because of the trotters of Forbes of Ayr's Come Dine with Me episode. I've tried but failed to find a link to this classic episode.

There is so much JM cookery in this episode.

Trotter stock, potato peelings and tough outer leaves of leek soup. A main of boiled, hairy trotters with mash and leeks and a cremated apple crumble pudding. Forbes did supply at least half a dozen bottles of moet champagne, that caused hilarity. He clearly didn't care about food. There is the parallel.
 
So you know the cake that Jack allegedly bakes only for people who’ve passed through the unruly labia? Do you reckon it looks like this? It definitely looks like something she’d concoct.

Spoilering because it just looks completely grim- like all of her actual cooking in fact. Click at own risk.

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trueblue222 said:
What actually annoys me the most is that she’s got a huge platform and it’s so unpleasant. I know who roadside mum is as well and I saw a tweet today saying that Martin Lewis and Jack and Roadside Mum are so fab. There are people out there at the sharp end volunteering day in day out and Martin doesn’t bother me but I wish the other two would just shut their Twitter accounts and go away. I have no time for grifting con artists and that is the very bottom line. Stop making cash out of other people’s misery. It’s vile.
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Welcome to the Jackanory threads.

You’re one of us now. Those two gobs on a stick pickle my magnolia petals too.
 
I missed out on so much on the last thread 😥

Cannot believe the ridiculous backpack full of body parts saga. Ethnic food shop Jack is one of my favourites. She has to elevenrife every ingredient whilst showing she knows absolutely nothing about it at the same time.

Anyway, hopefully SB had a nice day, and something lovely for his birthday tea!
 
Conspiracy theory here ...

Jack talked about a vegan burger in such a way that I'm sure got her onto new people's feeds with the whole "based on your likes" thing.

She then tweets about buying body parts.

Boom. Engagement.

ps the Teemill things is now getting more concerning - action fraud fraus did anyone hear back about the unnamed charities? Teemill pay 30 days after an order has been received, so she may have had 27 further payments since the original 4th march deadline. Unless she's waiting for more squigs to question her so she can make the payments and make a big deal about being attacked? (2 conspiracies, 1 post...great work, brain)
 
Marj24 said:
I haven't slept yet and are going to attempt to get some sleep now. This means I am likely to sleep through Lorraine. Thanks in advance for those who will provide the details of this likely tit show later x
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Power on through Marjy. Power on through.

Her dulcet tones will probably send you to sleep anyway.

We will hear radical new ideas she likely read on Twitter and the Guardian’s Instagram post yesterday like “use a microwave if you have one”, “don’t have a bath, it uses more water than a shower”, “it is best to turn your heating off than have it low all the time” and “only use the amount of water you need in the pan.”
 
I'm going for the Tiffany earrings, both pairs ✅
Moth eaten jumper with the sleeves rolled up to display tattoos just incase Lorraine doesn't believe it's really her ✅
Hair sat like a glove's nest, as per ✅
The new brown clodhoppers ✅
The lingering honk of a warm rucksack full of animal parts ✅
Scottish Jack for the rest of the day after Lorraine becomes Jack's entire personality for the foreseeable ✅
 
BubbleDuck said:
In the last thread, Jack spent a lot of money on a yomp around Croydon for meat and McPlants

She cooked a disgusting plate of reassembled McPlants with vegan special sauce

She told an improbable anecdote about small talk with their big car driving OH

She blamed her awful personality on trolls/Tories

She did/did not (delete as applicable) declare which charities will receive the remaining funds from her Teemill site
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Btw, my sis says it’s a very brisk 20 minute walk from that grocer in Church street to East Croydon station so the bones must have been holding up well that day.
 
Ninch55 said:
Btw, my sis says it’s a very brisk 20 minute walk from that grocer in Church street to East Croydon station so the bones must have been holding up well that day.
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It's also more or less opposite the tram stop, she probably jumped on that - Croydon's Zone 5, so if she had a one-day Travelcard it would be included. (How many of us here have lived in Croydon at some point, there seem to be loads of us!!)
 
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